hahaha love this.In the primeval era, scarce were the moments when the caveman stumbled upon a rare gem. The young man, in his primal wisdom, hailed mediocrity as if it were the pinnacle of achievement—a celebration of the utterly ordinary. For in a world where finding a decent can of beans was an accomplishment, and where politeness often masked a lack of alternatives, the bar for praise was set low, dancing in tandem with the flickering firelight of limited choices. Now you pay the price.
And yet removed from our primeval cousins, so many modern cavemen still the average woman as average, while refusing to look in the mirror - they themselves refusing to wax their ugly, hairy backs, do situps to remove their Miller Genuine Draft pack, properly wash their balls, underarms and asses nor take care of their teeth and breath. Then partake to this review board and declare "No DFK, no chemistry, brief CBJ only, only one shot in an hour and she wanted out of there. Do not recommend."