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simon482

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Ok, cool it down. Just don't think of it as a male dick LOL... You need to learn more about this fetish. Google it okay... Cheers!!!
i am not gonna be googling dick in a guys mouth. i am pretty sure i know what will come up lol. we all got weird things we like doing and as long as everyone involved is in agreement to it, life is good. i ain't judging you on nothing, i was only saying what it seemed like. it's all good brother, you say you ain't gay, then you ain't. i did say it sounds like you are closet and scared to come out and i hope that ain't the case, you said i'm wrong then i'm wrong. it's 2012 my friend everyone should be allowed to be what they want to be without fear of persecution.
 

kukari11

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i am not gonna be googling dick in a guys mouth. i am pretty sure i know what will come up lol. we all got weird things we like doing and as long as everyone involved is in agreement to it, life is good. i ain't judging you on nothing, i was only saying what it seemed like. it's all good brother, you say you ain't gay, then you ain't. i did say it sounds like you are closet and scared to come out and i hope that ain't the case, you said i'm wrong then i'm wrong. it's 2012 my friend everyone should be allowed to be what they want to be without fear of persecution.
Ok, not gay LOL but you were defeated HAHA!!!
 
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The man doesn't have the mental capacity to use proper grammar or syntax and you want him to understand his latent homosexuality?
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Slang and a double negative?... Not google dick :)
 

Hangman

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People are really confused about the different realities of gender and sexuality around here.

While it is within the realm of possibility that the OP is also into transwomen, lets assume that what he asked for (a woman with a strap on) is actually what he's looking for. Suggesting that it would be easier for him to find a shemale makes about as much sense as telling all the guys around here looking for bjs, facefucking, cim, and buttsex that they should go looking for a gay dude because it would be easier (AND cheaper).
Damn! I could save a fortune!
 

miles@divas

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many thanks to the ladies who understood my exact need and have defended me while i was not here. Now, for those assholes up there who have been calling me a "gay" man, here is my response to you. I stated "i am looking for a woman", not a male and neither a tranny, i stated again, "i am looking for a woman wearing a strap-on". I have never felt any desire of being with a man or tranny. All i need is a 100% female dressing up like a domina, punishes me with a strap-on, and humiliates me. No more arguments after this. Suckling a female strap-on or rubbing it on my penis is not gay. It is a form of submission to a dominant woman.

Simon482 is now defeated and fucked lol!!!
denial!
 

Hangman

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And with your giant wang, you could probably get some to pay *you* to suck on it!
2013 is going to be the Year of The Manwhore for me. Actually, that's optimistic - I doubt I'll get paid.

I just want to share my gift with the world.
 

james t kirk

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Took the words right out of my mouth.

I read a study that was done on a groups of men. (Wish I could find it). The group was asked their views on gay men and then were divided into two groups, those who felt homosexuality was wrong and those had no issue with it. They were then hooked up to blood pressure, heart rate and erectile monitors then shown gay porn. I can't remember the exact numbers but an overwhelming majority of the men who felt homosexuality was wrong became aroused where as the men who had no issue with it, didn't. It was a very telling study, something I've often believed.
Not that I'm doubting you, but I think it would be difficult to find too many Republicans (other than Americanson) who would agree to have their wang wired up to measure response to gay stimuli.
 
Kukari11, trying to argue what's "gay" or not with some people here is like pissing into the wind. Fortunately, the vast majority of the guys here, and I suspect about 100% of the ladies, totally get what you're saying, even if it isn't their "thing".

So get thee out and find yourself an open-minded woman (and every time I read something Gen writes, I get wood!) and give 'er a whirl.
 

kukari11

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Kukari11, trying to argue what's "gay" or not with some people here is like pissing into the wind. Fortunately, the vast majority of the guys here, and I suspect about 100% of the ladies, totally get what you're saying, even if it isn't their "thing".

So get thee out and find yourself an open-minded woman (and every time I read something Gen writes, I get wood!) and give 'er a whirl.
Hey Stoo, we meet again LOL... Strap-on sex ROCKS!!!
 

train

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Simon, miles "me thinks thou doth protest too much" :D Want to tell us why that is? Was it that day after band practice in the music room in grade 10?
 

Ridgeman08

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Strap on dick/ AKA Dildo: A dildo is a sex toy, often phallic in appearance, often, but not exclusively made of plastic and or derivatives (e.g. silicon, latex, etc) intended for bodily penetration during masturbation or sex with partners.

Penis: is a general term for the organ with which male and hermaphrodite animals introduce sperm into receptive females during copulation. They also are the means to expel liquid waste from the owners body... Made of flesh and blood and come in various sizes and shapes.

About the only similarities I can see are the fact that they are shaped similarly and can be used for insertion... but aside from that, completely different in material and function. Is a cucumber also a penis? How about a banana? Or for that matter anything phallic in appearance.

NOW... Simon is defeated.... (Whereas your "looks like a duck/ dick" analogy is cute... it is completely invalid...)

In the context of THIS site... it is safe to say we all have our own sexual preferences and proclivities... why judge a guy for his? Grow up dude.

Just sayin. :hand:
 
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