Simple question

[Terminator2000]

You're at a strip club.

And we all know how those working girls are aggressive and won't take the first no for an answer.

How do you tell a stripper to fukk off in a nice, polite way?

p.s. I guess I'm too nice a guy.

Help.

 

[stinkynuts]

Simply say, "no thanks."

 

[Esco!]

fuck











off!!!!!!!!!

 

[alan9080]

Not today...I have a headache!

 

[y2kmark]

Nice ...

Should be reserved for round 1, after that you can say whatever you want.

 

[RayFinkel]

Hi! my name is Paul Bernardo wanna come back to my place?


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[Terminator2000]

*says nothing - blows a raspberry - the evidence of the taco bell he had just 10 minutes ago*

 

[Terminator2000]

fuck











off!!!!!!!!!

Nah, this never works.

p.s. I tried.

p.s.s (That's how aggressive these girls at brass rails are.)

p.s.s.s Its like they're trained at the same camp as those guys studying to be door-to-door salesman.

 

[HafDun]

Tell them you just stopped for a beer while your boyfriend is shopping.

 

[star_lord1]

a) Say "No thanks"
b) when they ask "Why not?" say "Because I'm cheap!"

The one thing that turns a dancer off is a cheap bastard.

 

[Esco!]

Nah, this never works.

p.s. I tried.

p.s.s (That's how aggressive these girls at brass rails are.)

p.s.s.s Its like they're trained at the same camp as those guys studying to be door-to-door salesman.

OK


I give up then

 

[Terminator2000]

OK


I give up then

If only I looked like the guy in your signature pic. That would work!

 

[Back Burner]

Just say....

Can't you give me a BJ and swallow for a nickle?

Either way you get what you want.

 

[ricepower88]

Tell them you just stopped for a beer while your boyfriend is shopping.

What happens when the stripper says "It's okay, I have a strap on"?

 

[Terminator2000]

I guess I'll just have to hold my farts.....and have really good timing..

 

[Terminator2000]

Just tell them you just have enough for a beer....they'll avoid you like the plague.

Sadly, I tried that one too.

DOES

NOT

WORK.

p.s. and to think, what logic do they come up with to keep asking, if I have no money?!

 

[shack]

If only I looked like the guy in your signature pic. That would work!

I think that's from "Freaks".

 

[herames]

give a redneck answer....you look too much like my sister...yes em

 

[red]

You're at a strip club.

And we all know how those working girls are aggressive and won't take the first no for an answer.

How do you tell a stripper to fukk off in a nice, polite way?

p.s. I guess I'm too nice a guy.

Help.

i forgot my wallet

 

[Esco!]

If only I looked like the guy in your signature pic. That would work!

Start taking gorilla hormones