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Should I start panicking?

thumper18474

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no worries spring is around the corner and the trees will be teeming with natural toilet paper ( maple trees are the best)
just stay away from the coniferous ones ...dem pine cones fucking hurt if you wipe the wrong way
 

Mr Deeds

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I was just in Metro and had to laugh because the shelves were practically empty of tp, yet there was plenty of canned and frozen food, lot of other necessities that you would need for surviving.I also saw people hording bottles water so I guess people don't mind polluting the planet with plastic when they can get water out of the tap, but at least they will be able to wipe their asses.
 

jcpro

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I was just in Metro and had to laugh because the shelves were practically empty of tp, yet there was plenty of canned and frozen food, lot of other necessities that you would need for surviving.I also saw people hording bottles water so I guess people don't mind polluting the planet with plastic when they can get water out of the tap, but at least they will be able to wipe their asses.
ROFLMAO!!!!!! The fat and comfortable Canadians have never experienced a real crisis. They keep mouthing "existential" this or that, but in reality, they have never looked an existential crisis in the face. Explains the run on the asswipe.
 

Smallcock

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Been stockpiling TP and ammunition from day one. Locked and loaded.
 

Insidious Von

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Nothing that a little Aveeno and a wash cloth can't handle...let Jennifer Aniston wash your ass.

I loaded up on frozen peas and chick peas. In times of trouble, yah gotta stay regular.
 

Mr Deeds

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ROFLMAO!!!!!! The fat and comfortable Canadians have never experienced a real crisis. They keep mouthing "existential" this or that, but in reality, they have never looked an existential crisis in the face. Explains the run on the asswipe.
So tell us jcpro how many existential threats have you been threw. And for the record there are alot of fat comfortable Americans that have never been effected by a real crises that are emptying out Cosco.
 

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Just reuse it.
 

jcpro

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So tell us jcpro how many existential threats have you been threw. And for the record there are alot of fat comfortable Americans that have never been effected by a real crises that are emptying out Cosco.
LOL! I got to experience an actual martial law, curfews, endless lines for food basics and rationings. Been shot at(a couple of times), gassed and water cannoned. Oh yeah, got me ass kicked by the riot troops and "enjoyed" a pacification. So, yeah. I know a thing or two about this. This "crisis" is laughable. Btw, if you run out of tooth paste, soap works just as well. BUT!!! Plan ahead and don't buy the gay, scented soap. The plainer, the better. You won't have to rinse so much.
 

Smallcock

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This crisis is going to separate the mice from the men.
 

Mr Deeds

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LOL! I got to experience an actual martial law, curfews, endless lines for food basics and rationings. Been shot at(a couple of times), gassed and water cannoned. Oh yeah, got me ass kicked by the riot troops and "enjoyed" a pacification. So, yeah. I know a thing or two about this. This "crisis" is laughable. Btw, if you run out of tooth paste, soap works just as well. BUT!!! Plan ahead and don't buy the gay, scented soap. The plainer, the better. You won't have to rinse so much.
Bullshit
 

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