Should I start panicking?

Smallcock

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Lack of toilet paper is so First World problems.
 

Polaris

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I admit it ... I panicked!!!

I was down to only 5 rolls of toilet paper, and the news said there is no toilet paper left in the stores!

Bell Canada does not make phone books anymore. Probably would need to take a few extra copies of NOW Magazine if it came to that.

But, every time I look at the box with the NOW Magazine, it is already empty. :ambivalence:

So anyways, I make a note to myself to make sure I go buy some toilet paper next time I go to a big grocery store.

Of course, every time I go to buy something at a big grocery store, I totally forget to check out the toilet paper aisle. Hey, don't look at me, I have been in a panic over several different issues. My toilet paper panic must take a number and wait in line, that sort of thing.

Okay seriously, I think this is how it works. Here is the trick. If you are in the suburbs, then there probably is not much toilet paper left, you got fight for it, or go search for it. If you are downtown, the toilet paper is everywhere in the grocery stores. When they drive to the store, they stock up. When they walk to the store, they only buy what they need.

If you do not want to drive downtown and refuse to use a public bathroom because coronavirus resides on the toilet seat, then you are shit out of luck.

:blue:
 

Agamenon

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I’m wondering if the crises gets worse should I barter TP and wipes for services from the SPs?
 

shack

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Just came back from No Frills. Looks like they had decent stock, but the place was crazy busy.
 
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