shortest time to bed

star003

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a non hobbying topic…
for a regular hookup, casual dating or someone u met random and clicked in…what’s your fastest time to bed from the time u first met?
 

kherg007

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Ooohhh...great question! Lets see...late 1980s..meet eyes in a pub...never saw her before...she kept looking at me, me at her, finally get courage to approach, strike up a convo, buy a drink, convo going well, lots of laughs, hey ya wanna get out of here? Sure...Ok...she doesn't live far from pub...arrive and within minutes...nekkid..Bing bang bong.
Elapsed time from initial eye contact to nekkid: appx 2.5 hours
 
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Butler1000

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Banff Alberta, working at a resort. Staff bar at closing. Girl comes up, no intro, just starting kissing me. Tells me her name and to take her home.

So about 20-25 minutes.
 

Ceiling Cat

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Less than 20 minutes.

It was back in my university days. I was approached at a party by a girl that was not the most attractive in the room, and was 20 lbs. over weight. I really did not want to talk to her, but I di just to be friendly. She thought all my smart alec remarks were witty and funny. She asked me what I like to do, and my response was "What do you, think I like to do"? In less than 20 minutes, I was doing it.
 

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Less than 20 minutes.

It was back in my university days. I was approached at a party by a girl that was not the most attractive in the room, and was 20 lbs. over weight. I really did not want to talk to her, but I di just to be friendly. She thought all my smart alec remarks were witty and funny. She asked me what I like to do, and my response was "What do you, think I like to do"? In less than 20 minutes, I was doing it.
blessed are those who can do it with overweight girls, for theirs is the kingdom of free sex
 

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Kensington Market patio. Redhead joins me and by buddies at our table. Her hand on my thigh. Says come to my place (discretely in my ear) which was literally 600 feet away.
Banging approx 45 minutes after meeting.
 

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I pick up a SB at the subway, literally 3 minutes from my place, get to my place and within 10 seconds of getting through the door.

So like 6-8 minutes.
I think that the op was referring to fast civilian sex not paid sex where time is money for the sex provider. SBs are not free.
 

star003

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now i feel pretty non accomplished and slow..met a complete stranger in the elevator…new to the city…connected well, exchanged numbers…next day took her out..nothing happened that day…infact i thought nothing will happen as she was behaving very professional sort keeping distance and no signals. 3rd day it just happend by chance that our hands touched in the car while talking and then i took a chance to hold her hand to see her reaction. next thing i know is we were kissing each other and breathing heavy. drove back home quickly and then lot of sensual love making. the good part is that she is 25 and not a pro in it…infact she says she is still vergin. the emotional angle makes me worry as well, but worth taking chance i felt.
 
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The replies in this thread are hilarious😅 but i think they prove that having sex on a first date is not uncommon. Not saying it happens all the time but if you play your cards right it doesnt take very long to get into a womens pants lol
 
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Leimonis

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Kensington Market patio. Redhead joins me and by buddies at our table. Her hand on my thigh. Says come to my place (discretely in my ear) which was literally 600 feet away.
this could also work as a beginning of a “how I lost my watch and wallet” story
 

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I think that the op was referring to fast civilian sex not paid sex where time is money for the sex provider. SBs are not free.
Understand. But there is no guarantee of sex on a first date with an SB, as opposed to an SP. A nuanced difference.
 

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The replies in this thread are hilarious😅 but i think they prove that having sex on a first date is not uncommon. Not saying it happens all the time but if you play your cards right it doesnt take very long to get into a womens pants lol
Girls will break all their rules if the guy is hot enough. If the guy is ugly enough there would be no ending to the slutshaming if said guy expresses any interest in the coitus.
 
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Picked up a girl from a filipina dating site... drove north on Bathurst from Eglinton, when we got aroung highway 9, she asked me to kiss her... 10 mins late... hay ba doom da bing... she showed me her pill package to go bare
 

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St. Louis… On business. Having a drink by myself, sitting in a hotel bar. Redhead walks up - “is this seat taken?”
About 20 minutes of small talk and we were in her room.
Broad was just looking to get laid. Didn’t really care by who. I was the only guy in the bar sitting by myself. She was like a shark that sensed blood. After that, there was no stopping her.
 
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Ceiling Cat

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St. Louis… On business. Having a drink by myself, sitting in a hotel bar. Redhead walks up - “is this seat taken?”
About 20 minutes of small talk and we were in her room.
Broad was just looking to get laid. Didn’t really care by who. I was the only guy in the bar sitting by myself. She was like a shark that sensed blood. After that, there was no stopping her.
You never know.

 
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