See......this is why men cheat.

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#1 Girl...tells me on Friday she isn't sure she can hang out with me on Sunday as she has tons of work to do...its crunch time on her job...that she will let me know Saturday, depending on how much she gets done Friday night. Yesterday late afternoon we meet up for a quick meet and greet (30 minutes at a Starbucks since I was in the neighborhood) and I am told I am on my own for today.

#2 Girl calls me up late last night...tells me about how horny she is, how she needs to get fucked (she's been out of town). Actually gets herself off over the phone with some encouragement from me. We agree that she will come by today some time because hey, she needs to get laid. What happens? She calls me this afternoon to announce that she won't be making the trip into T.O. because with her being out of the office she has tons of work to catch up on for the coming week. Great.

I call #3 girl after seeing her online, now that #2 is no go. My understanding was that she (#3) had a social commitment today (so WTF is she doing online?), but I am told that I am mistaken. Cool...no problem...hey, you wanna come through and we can hang out in this good weather, get a bit tipsy, then see what is what? Nope...she is tired (had to work yesterday, I give her that), and she has laundry today.

Text girl #4...she calls me back. I ask her if she wants have a few dranks...make a little love...get down tonight. She can't...her grown ass kid has her car, and he is running all over the GTA handling HIS business while she sits at home. And I ain't feeling her enough to drive all the way out to Milton, pick her up, bring her back here...handle our business...drive her home...drive back. I just don't like her that much...there is a reason she is number 4, you know? Just keeping it real...

How the hell can I have four women in rotation and can't get a date on a lazy Sunday afternoon? I live across the street from a great bar with a rocking patio...and I can't get a bleeping date...

See...this is why one is not enough...

Anyway...since it works for other peeps...

Anyone wanna laze on the patio of a really cool bar? I am buying the drinks, and I am not looking for any "action" or "service" or whatever....but I am also not paying for "time". I am just saying...it is a lovely day...I should be kicking with some interesting and attractive female (oh..yeah..the offer is limited to females) just making conversation (ok...flirting) if nothing else. This staying inside thing sucks...

Will provide shuttle service for 416 residents....

PM me if interested....

Should I try craigslist as well?
 
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I could be wrong about the mechanics of this; but I think you need to be in a serious relationship before you can cheat.
 
stormchaseryvr said:
I could be wrong about the mechanics of this; but I think you need to be in a serious relationship before you can cheat.

i don't know if we were trying to be funny
but that was funny !:)
 
Lol....

stormchaseryvr said:
I could be wrong about the mechanics of this; but I think you need to be in a serious relationship before you can cheat.


...yeah you are right.

Girls 2 through 4 know there are others. Girl #1 does not...though I suspect she suspects. However, lately I've been letting my soon 2BX refer to her as my GF without me piping up with a correction though. In fact, I think I even referred to her as such here. That counts as kinda serious, doesn't it?
 
Ummm...no...

great bear said:
MLAM, you are one very busy and ambitious boy!! I'm envious.

...because if were busy I wouldn't be on here...lol.

Ambitious though I guess I will sign up for...

I mean really...how the hell do the planets align in this fucked up way? :mad:
 
MLAM said:
...because if were busy I wouldn't be on here...lol.

Ambitious though I guess I will sign up for...

I mean really...how the hell do the planets align in this fucked up way? :mad:

It could be worse: You might be watching the Leafs!
 
MLAM, you write very well! That was funny too read:) . I'm impressed that you have four women on the go. You have to look at it this way; the law of averages will eventually be on your side. Then next week, you'll be posting a thread about how you fucked four women in one day----lol.
 
With 4 on the go, how do you find the time and $ for hobbying?

I'm exhausted just reading your tale!!!
 
Hangman said:
With 4 on the go, how do you find the time and $ for hobbying?

I'm exhausted just reading your tale!!!

If numbers 1-4 ever show up at MLAM"s place at the same time his tail is in great danger.
 
A new definition of fourplay! :D
 
MLAM said:
Anyone wanna laze on the patio of a really cool bar? I am buying the drinks, and I am not looking for any "action" or "service" or whatever....but I am also not paying for "time". I am just saying...it is a lovely day...I should be kicking with some interesting and attractive female (oh..yeah..the offer is limited to females) just making conversation (ok...flirting) if nothing else. This staying inside thing sucks...
If you get really bored, try and find an old hockey DVD that has footage of Larry Robinson playing.;)
 
Mlam: I feel your pain. Back in the day when I kept my boat at Bluffer's Park Marina three of us woke on a sunday morning and for once, didn't have a line up of boat bunnies.

We sat down over breakfast with our cell phones and must have called a total of 20 women. Not one was interested in spending a day rafting on the water.......

Anyhow, sometimes it happens, you just have to roll with it.....
 
Yeah..well...

tboy said:
Anyhow, sometimes it happens, you just have to roll with it.....

...I didn't have a choice. ...sigh...

I ended up spending the night indoors, ordering a pizza and watching the NBA finals, only getting off the couch to look outside and see all those people having a great time across the street.

AND my social calendar is free tonight too!!! I could call #4....but....sigh...there is a reason why she is number four, and I already agreed to see her Wednesday evening...

The real problem is that I can't seem to hook up with 416 chicks (only #1 lives in the city). I guess when you are going after a certain demographic (mature, reasonably level headed, reasonably secure financially), they are more than likely going to be suburban living MILF types. Which is my preference...but damn, it makes improptu booty calls complicated.

I swear, at times like this, I think to myself "the harem isn't large enough". I actually made a half hearted effort at semi monogamy because I know that is what #1 wanted...but hell, if she is going to have other priorities in her life other than me....work...kids...wtf???

Its hard out here for a womanizer.....
 
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LOL@MLAM, you're preaching to the choir man. I've been saying for years that Toronto women are F U C T in many many ways.

I'm not just talking booty calls, but IMO they have the attitude that they "grace us mere men with their company".