An old guy said, "yes me old cock" to me at work a long long time ago. It was in Newfoundland so I am pretty sure he was not calling me his aged penis. However I'd only been in the province for a few years so it was a bit odd.
I get slammed for excess verbosity on occasion. However by only one person whose ignorance of general information is epic. I mean really, Mussolini, doesn't ring a bell for you? So I don't feel to bad. However profanity is the last refuge of the inarticulate mother fucker I always believe.
I did know a guy who took the pedantic speech to a whole new level. It was not a autistic thing, it was him trying to hard to sound cultured and failing badly. I would often poke fun at him by translating what he said into normal human speech. I mean really, who the fuck says "I believe X wishes to egress from this locale" instead of "I think X wants to go"
Hey it is important. Covert all your money into beans bullets and bunkers and hole up somewhere.
Take a chill pill and ease off the throttle. You only live once.