OP - you tried and some of it is written nice and respectfully, and makes sense but some other shit though - you are out of line. Diet, waiting days after a period has already ended, pre-consent, don’t pee loudly, LOL. These are over the top.
If you can’t handle hearing a girl take a pee - don’t be around women. We pee a lot.
If you can’t handle a little more of an acid taste when going down - stay away from the vag. Quite often our acid/PH levels change due to hormones, not what we eat. We can’t help that.
Pre-consent - are you kidding me? I will tell you what I offer but I will not pre-consent to some guy I don’t know and haven’t even seen yet. If you are the right client, you get the all service. If you show up with brown teeth from smoking with some even falling out - I’m not kissing you. I don’t care if it is in my service list. I’m just not. So I’m not agreeing to anything before meeting. I’m telling you what I’m willing to offer to the right partner. That is it.
I get that some ladies have been telling clients how to be clients and therefore guy want to through it back but you really can’t tell someone how to have sex with you. Telling a girl she should change her diet for you to have sex with her is just not appropriate. Sorry. Having a certain diet does not define a good provider. That is just being silly and honestly - really entitled.
I am man - make vagina taste how I want. do you hear how stupid that sounds???? Can I call guys who eat spicy food before seeing me that they are bad clients because when I swallow your load, it is too hot for me? No. That sounds equally as dumb.
Maybe edit down the list to take out your elistist entitlement and you will have something really good there, because a lot of it is good. Friendly greeting, being on time, be clean, etc. all good things.
Diet for me, preconsent to everything in text, dont pee in my presence - no. Sorry. Doesn’t work that way.