Things are slowly getting back to normal at the Potatohead Pub (although still offering the New Year Special) and the mall.
Had an interesting interview with a job applicant earlier this afternoon.
Applicant: I'm interested in the spa attendant position.
Me: Our spa is short a couple of attendants I noticed on your resume you have a B.A.
Applicant: Yes, I have a B.A. from TMU but the only job offers that gets me are jobs selling condos.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: (Holy sh-t, look at the size of those melons!)
Due to popular demand, Pub management has decided to run the New Year Special until at least COB Sunday.
Woman: Heard the pub has a New Year Special for female students.
Me: No offense but you seem a bit old to be a student.
Woman: I'm a graduate of TMU and currently a teaching assistant there.
Me: I guess that qualifies you. Welcome. I still have to see your TMU ID and also see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Woman: Sure, no problem. BTW: I'm not that old, only 30.
I was perusing some of the pics I took during the NYE party when I found this one. Looks like the lady did a high kick but forgot she wasn't wearing panties. Or, was it all intentional?
The Mall will take down the Christmas tree to-morrow. Some ladies wanted to garb a pic of them posing in front of the tree one last time. The Mall has a rule that they must be naked.
Soldier: I'm here for the New Year Special. I'm in the military. Here's my photo ID.
Me: You are a member of which country's military?
Soldier: Ukraine
Me: Sounds good. Next, I have to see you naked.
Soldier: No problem.
Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.
Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
Soldier: No problem getting naked.
Soldier: I'm here for the New Year Special. I'm in the military. Here's my photo ID.
Me: You are a member of which country's military?
Soldier: Ukraine
Me: Sounds good. Next, I have to see you naked.
Soldier: No problem.
There's no solid partition separating the balconies. Lack of privacy. This is what happens when a naked woman comes out of her condo. She is in full view.
Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.
Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.