Random Photo/Video Thread

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Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Soldier: Here's my photo ID card
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Soldier: Sure, no problem.

 

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Things are slowly getting back to normal at the Potatohead Pub (although still offering the New Year Special) and the mall.

Had an interesting interview with a job applicant earlier this afternoon.

Applicant: I'm interested in the spa attendant position.
Me: Our spa is short a couple of attendants I noticed on your resume you have a B.A.
Applicant: Yes, I have a B.A. from TMU but the only job offers that gets me are jobs selling condos.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: (Holy sh-t, look at the size of those melons!)

 

[Valcazar]

 

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Due to popular demand, Pub management has decided to run the New Year Special until at least COB Sunday.

Woman: Heard the pub has a New Year Special for female students.
Me: No offense but you seem a bit old to be a student.

Woman: I'm a graduate of TMU and currently a teaching assistant there.
Me: I guess that qualifies you. Welcome. I still have to see your TMU ID and also see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Woman: Sure, no problem. BTW: I'm not that old, only 30.

 

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I was perusing some of the pics I took during the NYE party when I found this one. Looks like the lady did a high kick but forgot she wasn't wearing panties. Or, was it all intentional?

 

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A group of women came in and were asking for the New Year Special.

 

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The last thing I have to do is look in on the women's dressing room to make sure all is good. Oh, Nancy just came out of the shower.

 

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Applicant: I hear the spa is looking for 2 attendants.

Me: Yes, no experience necessary. Are you ok working naked?
Applicant: I am absolutely ok working naked.

Me: Can you perform BBBJ and full?
Applicant: No problem.

Me: I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Of course.
(Holy Sh-t, look at the size of those melons.)

 

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At this time in the morning the Pub get nurses coming in after their night shift to relax and de-stress.

 

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The Mall will take down the Christmas tree to-morrow. Some ladies wanted to garb a pic of them posing in front of the tree one last time. The Mall has a rule that they must be naked.

 

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Soldier: I'm here for the New Year Special. I'm in the military. Here's my photo ID.
Me: You are a member of which country's military?
Soldier: Ukraine

Me: Sounds good. Next, I have to see you naked.
Soldier: No problem.

 

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Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.

Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
Soldier: No problem getting naked.

 

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Soldier: I'm here for the New Year Special. I'm in the military. Here's my photo ID.
Me: You are a member of which country's military?
Soldier: Ukraine

Me: Sounds good. Next, I have to see you naked.
Soldier: No problem.

 

[Darts]

Condo living. The naked woman next door.

 

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Condo living. The naked woman next door.
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There's no solid partition separating the balconies. Lack of privacy. This is what happens when a naked woman comes out of her condo. She is in full view.

 

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It's still early on a Sunday morning. Several female U.S. marines showed up in the Pub. One of them seems to be the leader of the group.

Soldier: That was a great nude dance. I want to offer you a BBBJ.
Me: A BBBJ is not necessary.
Soldier: I insist. Don't resist.

 

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A nurse dropped in after her night shift. She was happy to prove she is a biological woman. Here she is showing her girly bits.

 

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It was a very busy lunch hour since the New Year Special is suppose to expire at COB to-night.

However, Pub management has just announced an extension of the New Year Special to the end of January.

 

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Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.