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On Friday were told we had to attend a lecture on proper pronouns to be delivered by a pronoun expert. We were warned in advance that she/her might do the presentation naked.
 
Saturday night at the Potatohead Pub/SC. A lot of college girls/women here.
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This pic reminds me of my grade 5 teacher. She was pretty old (24). She moved my desk from the back of the room to right in front of her desk which sat on a platform about 6{ higher than the floor. When she sat on her desk I could see up her skirt/dress.
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This pic reminds me of my grade 5 teacher. She was pretty old (24). She moved my desk from the back of the room to right in front of her desk which sat on a platform about 6" higher than the floor. When she sat on her desk I could see up her skirt/dress.
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I lost much of my French since leaving Montreal many years ago. I decided to try and improve my French so I can run for Prime Minister someday. My employer kindly hired a private French tutor for me. This is what happened after the first lesson.
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Don't you just hate it when the female nurse takes out a ruler and measures the size of your cock?
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Dropped by the ballet school before calling it a night. Amazing how those young ladies can stand on their tip toes, but I wasn't looking at their toes.
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Since I signed up to be Mall Santa again, I'm now starting to interview candidates for the Elf positions.

Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 4 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to se you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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This applicant came already wearing an elf outfit.

Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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It's always something. Just got a complaint that a woman is using the men's washroom.

Me: Ma'am you have to leave. This is the men's room.
Woman: But, I identify as a man.
Me: In that case, ok. I don't want a couple of hundred wokies/lefties with their lawyer(s) protesting in the mall.
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Word gets around fast. We're getting lots of applicants to be elves.

Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 2 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Another elf applicant. $50 an hour attracts a lot of attention. Yes, $50 is generous but it is Christmas after all.
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It's always something. This time I had to take down some thugs trying to rob a jewelry store. Don't try that shit in my mall.
 
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Breaking!!!!
A photo of John Tory (when he was still mayor) being serviced has been leaked.
His wife confirmed that is indeed John's cock No, the woman in the photo is not John's wife..
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