Random Photo/Video Thread

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There's been a couple of threats on Miss Godat's life so I armed myself with a Colt 45 and appointed myself as her personal bodyguard and stayed with her inside her room. One of my security guys is stationed outside her room.

Watching old movies got boring so we decided to get to know each other a bit better.

 

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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 4 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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NetFlix called and said Emma is too pricey. So, they asked me to give Allison a test drive. All these test drives are exhausting.

 

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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 2 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see your pussy. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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If it's the same lady in the wedding dress where did she hide her tits?

 

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If it's the same lady in the wedding dress where did she hide her tits?

It's supposed to be the same lady. Bear in mind that things always look smaller inside a wedding dress. LOL!

 

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Netflix wanted me to test drive one more actress. So, they flew Jennifer in from L.A. this morning. After a few test shots it was getting late in the morning so we decided to break for lunch at the Potatohead Pub and resume the shoot in the afternoon.

 

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After a long lunch at the Potatohead Pub, Jennifer and I decided to get back to business.

 

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It's getting late. Time to shoot the FS scene and call it a day. Jennifer never removed her top or skirt during the entire process.

 

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Netflix still can't decide who should be my female co-star for the Mall Cop Superhero sequel. They want me to audition another actress (also named Jennifer). They sent a couple of grainy pics of her to me. She looks ok in the pics so I said send her up to Toronto.

 

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So, Netflix flew Jennifer into town last night. After a restful night, Jennifer was ready to do our test shoot. The shoot is taking longer than anticipated so we'll take a break, have lunch and start again in the afternoon.

 

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It's been as long day. Shooting started early this morning. We'll do the FS scene and call it a wrap.

 

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I almost never do an anal scene but Jennifer insisted, so to make her happy.

 

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Jen seems quite happy with her screen test. She is on her way back to L.A. as we speak.

 

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Jen seems quite happy with her screen test. She is on her way back to L.A. as we speak.

Do I see a facial resemblance to Jennifer Connelly?

 

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Do I see a facial resemblance to Jennifer Connelly?

It's not your imagination. Yes, you do.

 

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It's not your imagination. Yes, you do.

I see a vaginal resemblance to Jennifer Connelly.

 

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Netflix: We just got a text from Elizabeth Olsen (younger sister of the twins). She wants to audition for the Mall Cop sequel.
Me: Did you tell her there are a BBBJ and FS scenes?
Netflix: Yes, she said no problem. We'll fly her up to Toronto tomorrow.