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It's always something. This time I had to take down some thugs trying to rob a jewelry store. Don't try that shit in my mall.
BLM said you targeted shoppers of colour and unjustly attacked them. They were innocently doing comparison shopping.
 

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I grew up in rural Quebec and went to school there until my final year of high school when I moved to Montreal to prepare for my matriculation exams.

In grade 7 it was a tradition to bus to Montreal to attend a Montreal Canadien practice. After the official practice was over, us kids had a chance to skate with the players for 15-20 minutes. Then us boys were invited into the dressing room to shower and change.

We were surprised when after about 15 minutes they also let the girls into the dressing room (they thought it was only fair) when most of us were still naked or mostly naked. "They" thought 15 minutes was long enough for us boys to undress, remove our hockey gear, shower and change into street clothes. I don't have an actual photo but it would looked something like the pic below.
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It's getting late at the Pub. This female customer lying on the table is totally wasted and feeling no pain.
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I grew up in rural Quebec and went to school there until my final year of high school when I moved to Montreal to prepare for my matriculation exams.

In grade 7 it was a tradition to bus to Montreal to attend a Montreal Canadien practice. After the official practice was over, us kids had a chance to skate with the players for 15-20 minutes. Then us boys were invited into the dressing room to shower and change.

We were surprised when after about 15 minutes they also let the girls into the dressing room (they thought it was only fair) when most of us were still naked or mostly naked. "They" thought 15 minutes was long enough for us boys to undress, remove our hockey gear, shower and change into street clothes. I don't have an actual photo but it would looked something like the pic below.
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We were each given a puck, hockey stick and a photo book of the team.

Two of three of Bob Gainey's daughters were also at the practice. Tragically, one of them was lost at sea years later. Bob's wife also passed at a relatively young age. Sometimes fate can be so cruel.
 

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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to se you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Got a call from Netflix. They said that now the actor strike is over they would like to shoot a sequel to the highly successful Mall Cop Superhero. They said Margot is not available but they might be able to get Emma Stone.
 
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Got a call from Netflix. They said that now the actor strike is over they would like to shoot a sequel to the highly successful Mall Cop Superhero. They said Margot is not available but they might be able to get Emma Stone.
So, they flew Emma in from L.A. this morning to do a test shoot and then a tour of the mall. The test shoot went well. She and I had great chemistry. After the shoot I offered and she accepted lunch at the Potatohead Pub and then a guided tour of the mall before heading back to L.A.
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Gal Godat, the Israeli actress, is in town staying at the Potatohead Inn. With everything that is happening in the world I had to meet with her to discuss security issues.

Knock, knock,

Gal: Come in.
Me: WTF! You're naked. I'll come back later.

Gal: Don't be a prude. Come in. I'm just testing a new toy.
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