(We went on a bit of a shopping spree last weekend. Nearly all larger stores now have at least one security guard and nearly all security guards are Sikhs. Don't mess with Sikhs, they are warriors.)
Me: So what brings you here?
Woman: I heard there is an opening for a security guard.
Me: Actually we have two openings.
Woman: Is it true that you only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true. That would be discrimination.What are you?
Woman: I am Sikh.
Me: You're hired.
