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We suspected this woman of shoplifting so we asked her: "what you got under that coat?"

She said: "Just my pussy and this Wal-Mart Low Prices sign,"
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We suspected this woman of shoplifting so we asked her: "what you got under that coat?"
She said: "Just my pussy."
We: "Open your coat so we can see."
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As mall cop (as opposed to mall Santa) one of my duties is "loss prevention". This means one of the things I have to do is ask shoplifting suspects (almost always females) to show me what is under their coats. It's a shitty job but somebody has to do it.
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Instead of hopping from thread to thread (some of which overlap), I'm going to post my pics in this thread. After all, it is a random photo/video thread.
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OMG. A Mall Cop's job is never done. They found a drunk naked woman lying on the bathroom floor. It is my job to clean up the mess.
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