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Just a bundle of fucking sunshine
The ladies in our office use the men's washroom when their's is overcrowded (which seems to be always).
Women must hate the bottom shelf because bending over exposes their bottom.
This could be a 7/11 or any 24/7 convenience store.
We suspected this woman of shoplifting so we asked her: "what you got under that coat?"
She said: "Just my pussy and this Wal-Mart Low Prices sign,"
We suspected this woman of shoplifting so we asked her: "what you got under that coat?"
She said: "Just my pussy."
We: "Open your coat so we can see."
Why does this keep happening? We suspected this woman of shoplifting so we asked her to show us what she's hiding under her coat.
As mall cop (as opposed to mall Santa) one of my duties is "loss prevention". This means one of the things I have to do is ask shoplifting suspects (almost always females) to show me what is under their coats. It's a shitty job but somebody has to do it.
Instead of hopping from thread to thread (some of which overlap), I'm going to post my pics in this thread. After all, it is a random photo/video thread.
Just a bundle of fucking sunshine
Shoplifting is a huge problem in retail.
In most cases we ask them to remove their coat so we can also check their back. You never know what they could be hiding back there.
The next stage in interrogating a shoplifting suspect is up close and personal.
Sometimes we bring in this North Korean dude. He's really good at interrogations.
OMG. A Mall Cop's job is never done. They found a drunk naked woman lying on the bathroom floor. It is my job to clean up the mess.
Some people use the mall's bathroom to masturbate and/or do drugs.
Oh shit, they found another naked woman lying in the washroom. We have to take their pics in case there is a future lawsuit.