As mall cop (as opposed to mall Santa) one of my duties is "loss prevention". This means one of the things I have to do is ask shoplifting suspects (almost always females) to show me what is under their coats. It's a shitty job but somebody has to do it.
Instead of hopping from thread to thread (some of which overlap), I'm going to post my pics in this thread. After all, it is a random photo/video thread.