Random Photo/Video Thread

[tml]

Hey tml, Emily asked me to email this pic, which was taken with the hidden camera inside the red clock, to you. She said she enjoyed "dinner" with you but you should remove your wedding ring beforehand.
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Ah Emily, my little tuna. You'd be surprised what kind of a babe magnet that ring is. What's more, I've never even been married.

 

[xix]

Adding motorcycles to the auto show was a great idea. Women love the vibration of the engine under their pussies. BTW: I rode a motorcycle in my late teens and early 20's. Yes, they are a babe magnet.

Were they straight?
Looking at those pictures something tell me otherwise.

 

[Darts]

Were they straight?
Looking at those pictures something tell me otherwise.

Darn if I know if they are straight, gay, bi, trans, non- binary, etc.. But the pics do show they have pussies.

 

[Darts]

Ah Emily, my little tuna. You'd be surprised what kind of a babe magnet that ring is.

Ah yes, the wedding ring is the "forbidden fruit" that some women can't resist.

 

[Darts]

Had an interesting interview with an applicant this morning for the soon to be vacant Assistant Mall Manager position.

Me: So, you are interested in the Assistant Mall Manager position.
Applicant: Yes, I used to be an assistant store manager at Target before they closed the store due to pillage/theft.

Me: What university did you attend?
Applicant: I graduated from TMU (formerly Ryderson).

Me: I have to see you naked, it's SOP.
Applicant: No problem.

Me: Next, I have to take a pic of you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Ok, but I have to cover my face.

 

[Darts]

Motorcycles are a babe magnet. We encourage customers to sit on the bikes. The stores in the mall are closed (Thanksgiving) but the mall is still open for the auto show.

 

[Darts]

It's always something. Now there is a bunch of naked people in the mall parking lot protesting grocery prices, house prices, high mortgage interest, Trudeau, etc.

 

[tml]

It's always something. Now there is a bunch of naked people in the mall parking lot protesting grocery prices, house prices, high mortgage interest, Trudeau, etc.
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I think they are protesting the high cost of clothes.

 

[Valcazar]

 

[Darts]

We have a wedding to-day. This bride is really camera friendly. Took a few pics before she got dressed.

 

[Darts]

Mall is packed to-day. This is what happens when the mall is closed for one day (except for the auto show) like yesterday, the next day it is packed. Anyway the auto/motorcycle dealers are offering a $50 PotatoHead Pub gift card to any female customer who poses naked in or on one of the vehicles. There is no shortage of takers.

 

[Darts]

tml, we have to talk. I explicitly said dinner only. The hidden camera inside the red clock caught you engaged in FS with Emily. Explain yourself.

 

[tml]

tml, we have to talk. I explicitly said dinner only. The hidden camera inside the red clock caught you engaged in FS with Emily. Explain yourself.
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Well...........umm.........she couldn't control herself, she threw herself at me and begged me to give it to her. Being the soft hearted guy I am I couldn't say no. C'mon Darts, give the girl a break.

 

[Darts]

Well...........umm.........she couldn't control herself, she threw herself at me and begged me to give it to her. Being the soft hearted guy I am I couldn't say no. C'mon Darts, give the girl a break.

Ok, you and Emily are forgiven. Just remember the next time you see a red clock on the wall, they could be watching you. Anyway, I destroyed the evidence.

 

[Darts]

Ok, some ladies are a bit shy so we have a $25 PotatoHead Pub gift card if they only show breasts.

 

[tml]

Ok, you and Emily are forgiven. Just remember the next time you see a red clock on the wall, they could be watching you. Anyway, I destroyed the evidence.

Ah shit, I wanted a copy of the video.

 

[Cooldude1989]

Nice blonde hair

 

[Darts]

Had an interesting interview with an applicant this morning for the soon to be vacant Assistant Mall Manager position.

Me: So, you are interested in the Assistant Mall Manager position.
Applicant: Yes, I used to be an assistant store manager at Telus but they just cut 6,000 jobs.

Me: What university did you attend?
Applicant: I graduated from TMU (formerly Ryderson).

Me: I have to see you naked, it's SOP.
Applicant: No problem.

Me: Next, I have to take a pic of you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Ok, but I have to cover my face.

 

[Darts]

The female customers love to pose naked with the motorcycles. Plus they get a $50 PotatoHead Pub gift card.

 

[Darts]

Almost forgot to mention I gave this hitchhiker a lift on my way to the mall early this morning.