Knock, knock
Mall Manager: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. I'll come back later.
Mall Manger: Don't be silly. My couch is out for repairs. So, I'm using my desk.
I just want to let you know I've contacted head office and nominated you for the Chief Mall Cop position.
Me: But, I'm happy here.
Mall Manager: If you get the promotion there is a huge increase in salary.
Me: Ok, let's wait and see what happens.