Quotes

[oleman]

without chocolate, the universe would be darkness and chaos

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does marshmallow fluff count as a vegetable?

 

[LatinDancer]

Today is Martin Luther King's birthday so a quote from him:

Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

 

[Berlin]

A mortal who makes love to a goddess is doomed.

- Salman Rushdie

 

[DistantVoyeur]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease - Anon.

 

[Berlin]

Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I am not certain about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

 

[LatinDancer]

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

Rodin

 

[onthebottom]

My toughest fight was with my first wife.....

Mohammad Ali

 

[baci2004]

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I am not certain about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Corrected.

 

[Berlin]

Corrected.

Thanks. My bad.

 

[Berlin]

Don't forget to wipe your ass folks !

- Tommy the Toilet

 

[a 1 player]

If it's brown, keep going down. If it comes up white, you're doing alright.

a 1 player to his kids during potty training.

 

[RayFinkel]

"Blow me"

rayfinkel

 

[Berlin]

Blowme

- the Love Guru

 

[baci2004]

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." - Unknown

 

[Berlin]

Part I

Let's say I was with 1,000 hookers, I probably couldn't get it up 942 times from all the drugs. Which is really sad.

- Jordan Belfort

 

[Gyaos]

"Bird doesn't make nest in bare tree." (refering to Japanese women going for the hair on his chest vs no hair on Japanese men, all the while getting washed by Japanese women): Sean Connery as James Bond in "You Only Live Twice".

Yeah, I get washed by Japanese, Korean, Chinese and Thai women.

Gyaos.

 

[Crixus]

"No plan survives contact with the enemy" - Field Marshal Helmuth von Moltke the Elder

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The actual quote was: “Therefore no plan of operations extends with any certainty beyond the first contact with the main hostile force.” - but the one I quoted is the version most people remember and use.

A good general aphorism about over planning the future, IMO.

 

[LatinDancer]

What may be done at any time will be done in no time.

Scottish Proverb

 

[Gyaos]

Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything: CHARLES KURALT

 

[Berlin]

I wasn't born yesterday, you know ... I've seen movies.

- Master Shake