Quotes

[onthebottom]

"I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate Liberals" Matt Stone

OTB

 

[Berlin]

There is no better way to learn about the world than to actually visit a place.

- Who is Alex Trebek ?

 

[futurelegend]

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

 

[y2kmark]

Who said that?

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

Goobers mom? Just a guess

 

[BigBear7]

"The greatest nations have all acted like gangsters and the smallest like prostitutes."

- Stanley Kubrick

 

[kbluejayk]

"My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or
feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was to
keep swinging."

- Hank Aaron

 

[Berlin]

* Maybe it's been posted before. But anyway*



In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

- George Orwell

 

[a 1 player]

But they're to it and at it at it and to it
Ya gotta tune your attitude in
If ya don't get at it when ya get to it
Ya won't get to it to get at it again

Stompin' Tom Connors

 

[Berlin]

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and the corporations which grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.

- Thomas Jefferson

 

[Berlin]

The high office of President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom,
and before I leave office
I must inform the citizen of his plight.

- John F. Kennedy, at Columbia University, 10 days before he was assassinated.

 

[CUPID]

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.

 

[kynorth]

"The harder I work, the luckier I get"

- Gary Player

 

[LANCO]

I may not go down in history but I'd go down on your sister!

Hank Moody

 

[a 1 player]

Did you find Jimmy Hoffa in there?

a 1 player to his doctor during a prostate exam.

 

[LancsLad]

Did you find Jimmy Hoffa in there?

a 1 player to his doctor during a prostate exam.

" OW, that gerbil just bit my finger"

the doctor cries out during that same prostate exam.





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[friendz4evr]

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

George Jean Nathan

 

[Ashton.]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. -
~ Jack Handy

 

[friendz4evr]

Remembrance Day was yesterday, and so I offer this quote:

"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."

Jose Narosky

 

[Shades]

Those who say it can't be done should not interrupt those who are busy doing it.

Old Chinese Saying

 

[baci2004]

"May they and all the others that died for freedom and justice not be forgotten.
They gave us freedom and it is our duty to keep it."