Quotes

[CUPID]

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.
Margaret Thatcher

 

[gramage]

A man doesn't know true happiness until he's been married, but by then it's too late.

Jerry Lawler.

 

[WoodPeckr]

"This is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog!"

TV reporter Muntazer al-Zaidi.

The TV journalist, Muntazer al-Zaidi then flung one shoe at Bush, forcing him to duck, followed by another, which sailed over Bush's head and slammed into the wall behind him.
Throwing shoes at someone is the worst possible insult in the Arab world.

 

[gramage]

A girl whose given this much head
ought to get to soak your face instead

Let me tell you, when I climax
it's gonna be bigger then John Holmes on Imax

Both quotes from Cass King of the band The Wet Spots.

 

[gramage]

America is a lot like Jessica Simpson: Sometimes she's so stupid it's embarrasing but on the other hand, how about them titties.

Bill Maher.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Joy... I know I can speak for a lot of us around here... we miss your sig pic!

 

[LatinDancer]

I will honour Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.

Charles Dickens

 

[friendz4evr]

A hero is a man who does what he can.

Romain Rolland

 

[onthebottom]

talk won't cook the rice

Old Chinese Saying

 

[Cycleguy007]

"I don`t think you really appreciate your parents until you become a parent yourself."

By, Thunderballs

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=219417&page=2

 

[baci2004]

"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change....the devil changes you..."

 

[ladyava]

"I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it."
---Marsha Warfield

 

[yahoo40]

Time is your best friend

Mr. X

 

[RayFinkel]

"I’m in Psychoville and Finkle’s the Mayor"

-- Ace Ventura


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[yahoo40]

Women rules the world .

Mr. X

 

[Arianne]

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

Mark Twain

 

[friendz4evr]

In the new year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.

Irish proverb

 

[hans4u]

Why can't we get all the people in the world
that we really like and just stay together?

I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave
and then we'd have to say goodbye.

I hate goodbyes.

I know what I need ....I need more hello's!

-Charlie Brown

 

[Cycleguy007]

One of my all time favs:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]One Hundred Years from now
It will not matter, what kind of car I drove,
What kind of house I lived in, how much money was in my bank account
nor what "label" is on my clothes.
But the world may be a better place because I was important in the life of a child.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica]

(excerpt from "Within My Power" by Forest Witcraft)[/FONT]

 

[MuffinMuncher]

"Life's rough, get a helmet." - Audrina Partridge on The Hills



As an aside, if someone can tell me the name of an SP that looks as good as Audrina Partridge, I will sell everything I own to book her every day until the money runs out - or until she gets a restraining order.

Yowzah!