Pee Pee is getting desperate and all the more reason to stay away from Piss stain.
BREAKING** PPC and CPC will merge! I’m back in the Conservative Party! Pierre and I had a long conversation and reached an agreement yesterday. I will become deputy leader and we will fight together for a truly conservative and populist platform! Here are the main points of our common platform: -bring in 250k immigrants a year -force cities to build apartment blocks everywhere in nice old neighbourhoods so we can house even more immigrants -fight Donald Trump and impose harsher retaliatory tariffs to win this trade war -subsidize green techno to reduce carbon emissions and reach our Paris Climate Accord targets -send more money, weapons, and even troops to defend Ukraine -jail parents who try to prevent their kids from being transitioned and sterilized with puberty blockers -promote multiculturalism and gender diversity -offer a few targeted tax cuts that will be financed by a few symbolic spending cuts -keep all of Trudeau’s new national social programs that intrude on provincial powers -support the Khalistani movement and have MPs wear a turban one day a week in the HoC in solidarity This is a winning platform! Let’s unite behind our strong leader Pierre who will beat the globalist Liberals!