Pickle Slicer

toughb

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Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'
 
snowleopard said:
What?!! No pickle-related smiley?!! Or is that a pickle smiley ... it is green?



Announcement!!!!!!!!!



ray was caught gherkin off again.





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Sorry toughb for blowing up your joke

'Oh...she got fired too.'

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

'I got fired.'

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
 
I saw that joke on thehun.com a few days ago. Did you get it from there, or do they get their jokes from the same place?
 
snowleopard said:
'Oh...she got fired too.'

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

'I got fired.'

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
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Just one suggestion. Don't give up your day job...:)
 
C Dick said:
I saw that joke on thehun.com a few days ago. Did you get it from there, or do they get their jokes from the same place?

This joke is actually a few years old, but still funny.:D
 
snowleopard said:
Shit ... I'm supposed to have a job?!
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Well that leaves a question.

As one of the great hunters of the world, and considering that you no longer hunt, how do you feed yourself - without a job???...:)
 
toughb said:
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Well that leaves a question.

As one of the great hunters of the world, and considering that you no longer hunt, how do you feed yourself - without a job???...:)
Haven't you heard? I have a kind and gentle mistress, who keeps me on a leash and in my place.
 
snowleopard said:
Haven't you heard? I have a kind and gentle mistress, who keeps me on a leash and in my place.
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And how is Noir today?...:)