Paris @ Craigslist

[Saskatchewan]

Okay, so the story is as follows. I email Keyra regarding Serenity's available for an appointment today - no response. Call Jon in late afternoon regarding Mya's availability today - no luck, she's not available. And with Jersey on holidays, we can all do the math.

No Serenity
+ No Jersey
+ No Mya
------------
mb2010 not getting any love

So I decide to go for broke, and peruse Craiglist. For those of you who don't know, my last Craiglist experience was a horror story named Ashley. Very unpleasant, but when you're out of options, its your only hope.

So I come across this advertisement.

http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1685813309.html

Hmmmmmmm, I say to myself. Looks interesting, interesting enough to call. And so I did. I am told by the person who answered that she only does outcall. I tell her I will think it over, and get back to her.

I hang up, think it over, and unfortunately the math still adds up to the same result.

No Serenity + No Jersey + No Mya = mb2010 not getting any love

Okay, outcall - never tried that before, its my only shot at happiness today so I call back and book the appointment. Before she gets to my place I think to myself, 'oh fuck, what if this is Ashley again with a different ad?'. Now she will know where I live - but thankfully, at least not which apartment number. Lucky for me, Paris is not Ashley.

Now as some of you know, I am usually not completely forthcoming with all the relevant details when I give a review. So all I will say is that she is young (18 or 19), hot, pretty, and worth your time.

The Pocket Aces Review gives this girl two thumbs up.

Service - 8/10
Looks - 8/10
Friendliness 8/10
Overall - a solid 8/10

Likely to Repeat: Yes.

That brings my career Criaglist stats up to 2 gems (I won't say who the first gem was), and one lemon (Ashley) - Just in case anyone is keeping track.

 

[James_kw]

why are you even bothering with this craiglist crap when there are many well reviewed gems out there,

 

[Ibeefat]

why are you even bothering with this craiglist crap when there are many well reviewed gems out there,

Maybe variety, something new, different

 

[Saskatchewan]

why are you even bothering with this craiglist crap when there are many well reviewed gems out there,

You should ask the moderators to change your name to Ebenezer Scrooge. That way you can say 'Baa, humbug' whenever someone gives a positive review of a Craigslist girl.

Apart from that, I believe I mentioned why - because my three favourite SP's were unavailable.

 

[bigguy100]

You should ask the moderators to change your name to Ebenezer Scrooge. That way you can say 'Baa, humbug' whenever someone gives a positive review of a Craigslist girl.

Apart from that, I believe I mentioned why - because my three favourite SP's were unavailable.

would you say paris is as hot as mya or jersey and are her pictures real and accurate?

 

[Saskatchewan]

would you say paris is as hot as mya or jersey and are her pictures real and accurate?

Her picks are accurate. She's probably about the same level as Mya. Put it this way, if the Pocket Aces Review gives a girl an 8/10 or better, then that's a girl who you can have confidence in and that you will have a good time with.

 

[Anti]

Her picks are accurate. She's probably about the same level as Mya. Put it this way, if the Pocket Aces Review gives a girl an 8/10 or better, then that's a girl who you can have confidence in and that you will have a good time with.

Colour me stupid - what is a "pocket aces" review? Is this a site or a specific reviewer.

I did a search but got nothing. I'm not particularly fond of the new Terb search function.

Thanks in advance

 

[Saskatchewan]

Colour me stupid - what is a "pocket aces" review? Is this a site or a specific reviewer.

I did a search but got nothing. I'm not particularly fond of the new Terb search function.

Thank in advance

Used to be my name before I changed it.

 

[Anti]

Used to be my name before I changed it.

Ahhh, cool. Thanks for the review!

 

[futurelegend]

I've been on a bit of a CL kick as of late. Not sure why, but with ASA and Jersey gone, none of the other usual suspects in this area have been able to keep my attention. I guess I'm on a quest for a diamond in the ruff.

Based on this review, I decided to try and book something with Paris. After a week or so of not being able to get our schedules to match, I finally had the opportunity late last week. I wanted to write something earlier, but my schedule has been hellish lately.

Called to make the booking and she was extremely accommodating and was able to see me right away. Met at her incall and she asked me to meet her at the back door of the hotel, which faces the patio for the bar. I had to wait around for her to come down and meet me there (-1) which was uncomfortable since the bartender stared at me for awhile and then asked if she could help me. Told her I was just waiting for a friend to come down and meet me.

Once I saw her, I will admit that she looks cute, but VERY young. Went up to her room and on the way, she was booking her appt with the next guy for IMMEDIATELY following when were supposed to be done. Got to the room and based on that phone call, I opted for just the half since I didn't want to pump into someone else. Asked for a shower and had a freezing cold one, since the hot water was not even functional. I don't want to get into many details, so I'll sum it up as follows:

Pros:

Cute
Good eye contact
Seemed very into it
Nice, wet bbbj

CONS:

Maybe too young looking, though I believe that she is 19
Body was actually a bit disappointing once the close came off
A bit of a clock watcher (reminded me that our time started before I showered)
Extras menu prices seemed a bit out of whack
At points, became quite mechanical and almost "too rough" with the equipment
Seemed inexperienced

Numbers, based against let's say....Jersey:

Face: 6/10
Body: 7/10
Service: 6/10

No repeat.

I'm not trying to discredit any other experience, just sharing my own. YMMV

 

[Saskatchewan]

I`m sorry her performance might have fallen since she saw me. I think I was her first client in the area, so maybe she made an extra effort with me.

 

[futurelegend]

I have seen other great women in this area as well, but agreed that it is a different standard in Toronto. That being said, I used to drive there to hobby in the past and have been lately again. I do enjoy the convenience of staying local, however.

I really only used Jersey as a reference point because someone asked how she would compare to Jersey or Mya.

 

[Saskatchewan]

The Pocket Aces Review gives this girl two thumbs up.

Service - 8/10
Looks - 8/10
Friendliness 8/10
Overall - a solid 8/10

Likely to Repeat: Yes.

Please be advised that due to this second visit with Paris/Mariah, the Pocket Aces Review has withdrawn its endorsement of this SP.

 

[Art Mann]

Did I miss something here?

Are you saying that Paris and Mariah are the same person?

Here's what I get for Mariah on CL:

NOBODY CAN GIVE IT TO YOU LIKE THE WAY I CAN.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME & COME ON OVER... SO I CAN GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVEE!!!

226 - 789 - 4793 ******MARIAH*****

And here's what I get for that fit, tanned, hot blonde babe Paris, aka busty DD brunette Jersey (which might answer one of your questions futurelegend)
http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers?query=5312

This is the kind of thing that makes me question truth in advertising, but Mariah, good grief, Mariah has her own phone number and apart from being 19 one day, then getting younger the next, she has managed to stay blonde the past several CL postings:

http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers?query=4793

So my question, mb2010, is who did you visit first, Paris or Mariah?

And does the carpet match the drapes?

Oops, sorry, forgot, there are no carpets anymore.

 

[Saskatchewan]

Are you saying that Paris and Mariah are the same person?

Correct.

So my question, mb2010, is who did you visit first, Paris or Mariah?

Its 100% the same girl.

That said I don't think all the pictures are accurate anymore because her hair is not THAT blonde, its like a dirty blonde.

 

[Art Mann]

So I can't help asking about deja vu.

When you discovered that Parish was Mariah, or was it that Mariah was Paris, did you not question truth in advertising?

Although I guess if you gave the first girl two thumbs up, it might be reasonable to assume her alter-ego might also merit the same.

 

[Saskatchewan]

When you discovered that Parish was Mariah, or was it that Mariah was Paris, did you not question truth in advertising?

When I saw it was the same person, I remembered my previous positive experience with the girl, and therefore proceeded.

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

My paris review

Pros
1. Comes across as the school girl type the likes what she does for a living.
2. truly is 19 young, nice tan decent body picture is accuate that is for sure
dfk, DATY, 69 , russian, Cim, Bareback ok, for a price, friendly school girl type personality can be very allurring - be carefull on that part, she is the true school girl type you know

Cons
1.Not vocal enough too silent and reserved at times seems, to be holding back even though I truly believe she is into this career she has choosen big time.

2.[COLOR="blue"Look out she is the true definition of a whore[/COLOR], she will suck every last sent cent out of you that she can with upgrades that are as the other reviewer says are out of wack [color="red"][u she is really into maximum money but does not go about getting it in the right manner[/color] If she had the PSE THING GOING ON SHE WOULD BE WORTH THE EXPSENSIVE UPGRADES.3. she is not a porn star type yet but maybe someday with some training definatly she has potental, I really think that this is a girl will do just about anything for the right amount money but I concur with the other review just seems as other person said inexperienced, not yet the true talents of a pro so not worth the big payout Yet anyway
4.Biggest fault, instead of getting all the business out of the way in the beginning she tries to negotiate in the heat of the moment ] Big negative destroys the true gfe that we all look for. Also her she is contantly answering the phone at the worst times NOT ON MY DIME BABYI PAY FOR EVERY MINUTE AND EXPECT YOUR FULL ATTENTION DON'T LIKE NOT ANWERING THE PHONE GET A SECRETARY TO BOOK FOR YOU DON'T BE SO CHEAP, AGAIN THIS PISSES OFF CUSTOMERS BIG TIME.If she would just play the character as the school girl with a porn star mouth type from beginning to end and with a few more lessons in tecknique we could have the ultimate girl in the tri cities area here boys. She needs to put more effort into the way she starts thing off ex: No sexy outfits just drop and go negative on this as well she has the body but does not maximize the potental of it to build long list of captivated repeat clients.
6. With the right coaching this girl could be a ture Porn Star indeed and be worth even more money than she charges now but she needs to take a walk on the wild side of life, turn up the passion PUT THE PSE INTO THIS GIG AND THIS LITTLE SCHOOL WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD FOR SURE

WOULD I REPEAT MAYBE I'LL WAIT FOR OTHER REVIEW
AT THIS TIME THERE IS BETTER OUT THERE, PERHAPS NOT IN KW AREA BUT T.O FOR SURE.

Ratings
Service 7/10
Accommadating 8/10 definalty anything you want
BJ 6/10 training mode but ok
Looks 6/10 Needs to spend a little money at the Salon and Day Spa could see major improvment in this area.
Presentation 4/10 no high heels, no hot clothes, no lingerie no nothing here nothing like a peeler for those hot outfits


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Nice first post jscdoo, very colourful to say the least. It could use a little punctuation, sentence structure and spell check, though.