Seriously? You can do better than that Basketcase. False equivalence. try again.Because you've chosen to be part of society? Next you're going to be complaining that the city won't let you build a home wherever you want.
Winner!!!!!! Maybe all the idiots who call 911 to complain will listen to your advice.
Regarding your MP. Most likely the best way to handle it. I would never call 911 for something this trivial. But we should be able to complain somehow.