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what’s your best or memorable one night stand experience? how did it start, how did it end?
 

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Grandmother. She was 32 and so was I.
During the deed the daughter and granddaughter arrived, lived in the same apartment.
After some chit chat , I thought husband was coming home, she tells me her life story.

And I was like .. " Oh I see"
Then left. Never saw her again.
 

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One night stands we plentiful back in the day but the ones I remember most were the ones that got away.
 
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I was in my early 30s, she was in her late 40s. We met a bar in oakville, went back to her boat (because her kids were home). Fooled around and I came on her feet. She walked out, slipped and fell into the water.

After rescuing her and pulling her out, we f*cked, but never saw each other again.
 

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Last Saturday. I was chilling in a hotel lobby with a bar in town. She was at the bar while I was sitting on a couch in the lobby. One of the bartenders made the rounds and asked if I wanted a drink. I told him "no, but I will pay her tab" and pointed out who. After she finish up and asked for her bill she was shocked that it was paid. She got up to leave and smiled my way. I followed her to the elevator and after a little chit-chat her tongue was down my throat.
 

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Only way it made sense to me was to assume that the 32 year old 'grandmother' had a daughter at 15 or so and her daughter followed the same pattern.
14 Alpha > 32
14 Beta > 28
4 Charlie

@Scholar Smart man.

If I had a magical power I would go and find her and do her at 46 & 60.
 
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xix

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I couldn't find better looking women, but I got lucky in a way.

 

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I know this is going to sound like a Penthouse Forum bullshit story, but I assure you it's legit.

It was summer 2006 and I was in Winnipeg on business. I met a woman on Lavalife (my god, how I miss the heyday of that site!!) who was looking after her parents' house for the weekend and just wanted a boink.

And here's the kicker -- she was a stripper and was absolutely stunning.

She gives me her address and I was hesitant, like this was too good to be true. But when I arrived, she answered the door without wearing a stitch of clothing, says little more than 'hello', leads me to the living room and proceeds to give me an amazing blowjob before we made our way to the bedroom to finish up.

Had a few one-night stands, but nothing quite like this one before or since.
 

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Many years ago I was in a bar and I saw a woman who looked around 60 or so, but with a really killer body. I thought she might have a daughter who would age just as well as she did so I hit her up and we had a couple of drinks. Then she asked me if I'd ever wanted to fuck a mother and daughter at the same time! We went back to her place and when she walked in the door she yelled upstairs "MOM!!! ARE YOU AWAKE?"

:LOL:
 

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Many years ago I was in a bar and I saw a woman who looked around 60 or so, but with a really killer body. I thought she might have a daughter who would age just as well as she did so I hit her up and we had a couple of drinks. Then she asked me if I'd ever wanted to fuck a mother and daughter at the same time! We went back to her place and when she walked in the door she yelled upstairs "MOM!!! ARE YOU AWAKE?"

:LOL:
you should make a biopic…the movie will be super shit..specially this scene where she calls her mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣
what happened next? you have the next season of the story releasing soon? 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Was at a music hall and band had finished. I am leaving and a woman (X) I vaguely know calls me over near the front doors. I say hello and she grabs me and pulls me into some bushes and starts DFKing. I am thinking this is oddly exciting and get hard. She is in a dress and pulls her panties aside and after some fumbling with my zipper I am inside her. People are still leaving the venue and just metres away. She is moaning and I am telling her to be quiet. After some time we finish with a big creampie. She invites me back to her place and tells me I can really “man-handle her” there. Post orgasm clarity is setting in and I am thinking this whole situation is really off. I make it clear I have to go and she is pissed. A day or two later I am at the bar we both frequent. I bump into a friend and we talk about the concert. He said he bumped into X after the concert, went for drinks, went back to her place a banged her. I said nothing and had many opportunities to tell him but couldn’t do it. Some things are best left unsaid.
you must remember her home, maybe stop by sometime as a pizza delivery and check if she still remembers the night.
 
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Kind of bending the definition of one night stand here, but here goes........
So after our first year of college by best friend got a really sweet high paying intership, and there was a girl, Kim he was crushing on hard. They spent time together, but it never went anywhere. Anyway, Kim decided she should introduce me to her friend Susan. ANd absolute smoke show. Definitley out of my league. Anyway we double dated a couple times, and I took her out a couple times separately. We made out at the end of both solo dates, but I go no further. Went to getunder her shirt once, and got the hardest "stop" in my life. No biggie. School started back up, we called eachother once in a while, but wasnt really building anywhere. Anyway, she came home from school for a weekend in October. She mentioned on the phone she was home alone, so I got myself invited over. I get there and the door is open, and she is sitting on the couch with one knee to her chest, the other laying across in front of her. I sit next to her with my arms on the back of the couch an she kind of snuggle into me. I am trying to decide if I should try anything....and before I know it she on me, her head above mine, her tougue deep in my throat. After about to minutes, she pope up, and heads toward her stares and yells lets go. By the time we get to her bed her shirt is off and her jeans are down to her knees. We do the deed, and tehn cuddle and tease in bed for probably a couple hours before she tells me I should leave because her rents will be back soon. I kissed her goodbye, and told her Id talk to her soon. SHe said "maybe" in flirty way as I left. She never returned my call after that. I literally never spoke to her again. Which sucked. She was so freaking hot.
 
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i can feel for you…some unfinished stories leaves us puzzled for the rest of the life. good memories 👍🏻
 
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One night, long ago when I was much younger, before the parts of me that were supposed to be bendy got stiff, and the parts that were supposed to be stiff got bendy, I was in a town that we will call Littlebaba. This town had a large government facility that was full of young, dumb, horny guys (I was one of them). There were a few of the local girls who seemed to absolutely revel in the dirty slut persona, and made it a personal goal to fuck every one of the guys that passed through. There was one, about 25, super skinny, long dark hair that usually looked oily, a face that looked like it had seen a lot of miles, and dressed like a street walker. One Friday, she is hanging around me, trying to get my interest and I'm not biting because she just wasn't that good looking and I knew that she'd had more cocks in her than a hen house. Finally, she comes right out and asks me if I want to fuck her, I tell her no. She asks why, and I tell her that it's because I don't think she is all that hot and I know that she has fucked 90% of the guys I know. She reacted fairly well to that and walked away; I hooked up with a different chick that night and had a fairly bland fuck.
A couple of weeks later, chick number one is back hanging around me, (I guess playing hard to get works?....), same thing happens, but this time instead of walking away she tells me she will doing anything that I want if I just go back to her place. I wasn't interested, so I figured I ask for something so nasty that she'd walk away and never talk to me again. I told her that the only way I'd fuck her was if I could put hand cuffs on her and go ass to mouth on her until I came and then give her a golden shower. She says sure. I honestly didn't think she'd follow through on it, but I was now interested, so we go back to her place (she had an apartment in the same building as the party). We open the door to her studio apartment, she's got her shirt off as the door is closing and has slipped her bottoms of before she gets to the night stand. She opens the night stand drawer, pulls out the cuffs, puts them on, walks back towards me, gets down on her knees, takes out my cock and starts sucking. She was really good and I blew in her mouth before I got a chance to get into her ass. We just chill on the bed for a little bit until I can get hard again, not really talking. I get her in doggy position and I do her pussy (which was a unique combination of wet and loose) for a bit to get myself lubed, then I proceed to do the ass to mouth thing for a bit, finally letting go in her ass. We take a break, I have a little nap, and when I wake up I tell her I'm going to hit the bathroom and go. She says she wants to get fucked in the pussy, I say sure and go to move into position, but she stops me and says I need to wash my dick before it goes in her pussy (she was dirty, not stupid). I said OK, but you're coming with me to the bathroom and I'm going to give you a golden shower, then you are going to wash my dick. She said sure, so we took the handcuffs off, went to the bathroom. It had one of those combination shower/tubs; she knelt down and I pissed all over her; back, hair, tits...couldn't piss on her face, just didn't want to. Once I'm empty, we have a shower and get clean, dry off and head to the bed. She immediately gets on her back and puts legs back over her shoulders and I slide in. She was as loose as loose gets and super wet and I'm giving it to her as hard as I can, but I can't get any traction. She's just kind of grunting each time I thrust, I'm not sure what's going on with that. I had good cardio back then, so I was able to stay hard and go hard, but after two shots in the previous hour, there wasn't anything left to come out. After what seems like a long time, she starts asking me If I'm going to cum, I tell her I don't think so, she asks why and I tell her that she is too loose. She tells me to stop, I do, she let's her legs down, slides out from under me and gets the biggest, thickest dildo I had ever seen from a drawer next to the bed. She then get's into doggy position and proceeds to stuff that dildo into her pussy so hard I wasn't sure if it was going to split her in half or come out her mouth. She fucks herself silly with the dildo for awhile, and I'm just staring at her in slack jawed shock (I was young and did not realize just how dirty a dirty girl could be). It takes me a moment to realize that she is telling me to start fucking her ass, so I do. We spend what seemed like an hour with her fucking her pussy with a replica horse cock while I'm fucking her ass as hard as I can. I was empty, so when I finally came it felt like I had torn a vital organ loose and was trying to push it through by dick; it felt good, but it hurt to. We were both completely wiped out after than and fell asleep.
I wake up the next morning, and its full light, so I get a look at her (she was still naked), and have one of those "What the hell were you thinking" moments. She was not pretty in the full light of day; her breasts had that deflated wrinkled look, her bush was absolutely wild; almost up to the navel and would have extended well out from a bikini bottom, boney with acne and a very rough face. The sex was fun, but ....fuck. I left quickly and quietly.
I saw her around frequently after that, we never fucked again; she had crossed me off her list. We only spoke once; about a week and a bit after our night, I noticed that it hurt to pee. I went to see the company Dr., who gave me some nasty pills and a stern lecture about not sticking my dick into strangers. I told this fair princess about it and she seemed unsurprised.
 

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what’s your best or memorable one night stand experience? how did it start, how did it end?
Everyone's one-night stand experiences are unique, and they can vary from fun and memorable to awkward or forgettable. It often starts with a spontaneous attraction, maybe at a party, bar, or event, and leads to a night of shared chemistry. For many, it’s about being in the moment and enjoying a new connection without long-term expectations. A good or memorable experience is usually one where both people are on the same page, feel a connection, and have fun together. It often ends on a positive note when there’s mutual respect, leaving both people satisfied with the experience.
 
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