True, if she sleeps her way to a promotion, that'll only mean more MULA for your hobbying!enduser1 said:
Ok...so...if this is you....and you know who you are...
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Yes...
...it means she is not going to the Bears game with you tomorrow night.
Unless you have $500/hr, plus airfare and accomodation for the both of us.
A nice touch would be if we could stop by Morton's before the game as well....if you are feeling generous.
PM me for further details.
mrpolarbear said:Does this mean shes not going to Da Bears game with me tommorrow nite?
...it means she is not going to the Bears game with you tomorrow night.
Unless you have $500/hr, plus airfare and accomodation for the both of us.
A nice touch would be if we could stop by Morton's before the game as well....if you are feeling generous.
PM me for further details.
Well hell...
...for $500/hr you can come by the house and watch me at work....and feel free to video tape. Just sign the release form granting actual ownership of the tape and its images to me, along with your binding commitment to never show it to others or distribute it in any way shape or form, and I will gladly lend MY tape to you for as long as you like for lessons and jerk off material...
I am a swell guy, aren't I?
enduser1 said:
...for $500/hr you can come by the house and watch me at work....and feel free to video tape. Just sign the release form granting actual ownership of the tape and its images to me, along with your binding commitment to never show it to others or distribute it in any way shape or form, and I will gladly lend MY tape to you for as long as you like for lessons and jerk off material...
I am a swell guy, aren't I?
Hey...
...while I am not into the SP action, I have no problems with her sleeping her way to the top...so long as she comes home at night to service me.
Let's be clear...it wasn't the sex I objected to. It was the overnight stay.
As long as things stay true to form when she is out late....she shows up horny and a tad liquored up...administers an excellent BJ...then cowgirl rides daddy until she has rocked him right to sleep, we have no problems.
As long as I get MINE, she is free to do as she sees fit. All I care is that my life not be impacted, except for the better....
enduser1 said:
...while I am not into the SP action, I have no problems with her sleeping her way to the top...so long as she comes home at night to service me.
Let's be clear...it wasn't the sex I objected to. It was the overnight stay.
As long as things stay true to form when she is out late....she shows up horny and a tad liquored up...administers an excellent BJ...then cowgirl rides daddy until she has rocked him right to sleep, we have no problems.
As long as I get MINE, she is free to do as she sees fit. All I care is that my life not be impacted, except for the better....
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Sigh... kids.. it WAS a joke.. no need to draw your swords and ask for bloody retribution. I think MLAM got it but SOME OTHER people who feel the need to beat their chest in indignant moral righteousness (in an SP review board!!) did not, in fact, get it.MLAM said:
Funny how a thread that was started with some dark humour in mind just got lost when the religious right wing/moral police came calling.
I thought it was funny, and hey.. I haven't forgotten about my free lap dance!
- EC.
Trust me...
...there will be no swinging in this case.
She was amused...found it comical. He is SO not her type.
The wife likes her men beefy, with just a hairbreath of neanderthal (can't you tell?), but still intelligent enough to make conversation and possessing the ability to clean up and be put on display who she so sees fit.
This guy (admittedly if I am to believe her...I've never met him, though we have spoken) is a milquetoast. A real soft spoken, chatty PhD type. Skinny as well.
Plus, for good measure, I make more money than him. Can't pretend that doesn't count for something...
enduser1 said:
...there will be no swinging in this case.
She was amused...found it comical. He is SO not her type.
The wife likes her men beefy, with just a hairbreath of neanderthal (can't you tell?), but still intelligent enough to make conversation and possessing the ability to clean up and be put on display who she so sees fit.
This guy (admittedly if I am to believe her...I've never met him, though we have spoken) is a milquetoast. A real soft spoken, chatty PhD type. Skinny as well.
Plus, for good measure, I make more money than him. Can't pretend that doesn't count for something...
She was in my office crying, used up a whole box of tissues.MLAM said:
She's sick of hearing you talk about how much money you earn.
You should treat her better, why don't you do more work around the house? Would it kill you to wipe the toilet once in a while?
Lol....
...you come over and work around the house and wipe the toilet, and you can get some voyeur action when you are here, how's that? I won't even charge you the going rate....
I'll make a deal with you doc....Svend said:She was in my office crying, used up a whole box of tissues.
She's sick of hearing you talk about how much money you earn.
You should treat her better, why don't you do more work around the house? Would it kill you to wipe the toilet once in a while?
...you come over and work around the house and wipe the toilet, and you can get some voyeur action when you are here, how's that? I won't even charge you the going rate....
