Ok...so...if this is you....and you know who you are...

[rama putri]

...if you are poster who just paid for an SP (you are her husband) to stay for an hour ot two at a hotel in the GTA while you were 'at work'....even though that isn't part of the marriage agreement...knowing full well you are married, has a child, and lives in the western suburbs (like...who the hell would post such a hypocritical message and talk about their kid on an escort board like they have the moral high ground?), you should know she is very married to a real big Black hypocrite with a real obstuse sense of morality.

Stop posting such stupidity. You have been warned.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programing...

 

[RTRD]

Well smart ass...

...if you are poster who just paid for an SP (you are her husband) to stay for an hour ot two at a hotel in the GTA while you were 'at work'....even though that isn't part of the marriage agreement...knowing full well you are married, has a child, and lives in the western suburbs (like...who the hell would post such a hypocritical message and talk about their kid on an escort board like they have the moral high ground?), you should know she is very married to a real big Black hypocrite with a real obstuse sense of morality.

Stop posting such stupidity. You have been warned.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programing...

...all this might be true IF I saw escorts.

I see we need a third line for frustrated and bitter know it alls.

 

[RTRD]

I suppose...

Its not world peace that I am interested in securing. I am more concerned with certain uneducated ethnic groups in Toronto, that have a penchant for shooting at each other and killing innocent bystanders.

I look forward to reading more of your intelligent threads. I am even willing to overlook your 8th grade grammar. Unfortunately school does not come easy for some people.

...if I were to focus on my grammar more, I could raise the standards, but perhaps you hadn't heard...it’s a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD ABOUT STRIPPERS AND ESCORTS. I had presumped the bar wasn't so high, but I guess in lieu of having a life you can feel free to split hairs.

The rest of your post speaks for itself. No need for comment.


What a conundrum we have here...does Devo stay in the 2nd line of humorless dumb asses, or does he move to the third line that Rama Putrid started for presumptive and sexually frustrated know it alls? Oh fuck...let me go back and check my grammar...

 

[fantasiafan]

...since you brought in all this good business @ $500/hr a head...

Now...don't be concerned about that smell of ozone and the arcing you see...once inserted this "special" cattle prod will just tingle a little bit...you won't feel much....for very long.

The good thing though is that since you are the guy I have to thank there won't be a "companionship" fee for you...

Gee thanks MLAM! I knew you'd come through!

No fee! Sweet! Well, I guess afterall I did bring you all that business......

 

[LancsLad]

Hey what about a four line for people who get the comic intent of the initial post, fuel the fire with more glib lines, have not yet expressed an interest in sex with your wife and most importantly think that there are far too many people on this board in need of a good pun.

 

[Viewer]

The pot has words with the kettle.

. . . Unfortunately school does not come easy for some people.

No comment.

 

[RTRD]

Hey....No problem...

Gee thanks MLAM! I knew you'd come through!

No fee! Sweet! Well, I guess afterall I did bring you all that business......

...that is what I am here for.

 

[frankcastle]

Hey I don't even want your wife (I'm sure she's great)? But I was just joking/asking about the term juicy booty. So whoever was behind me in line can have my spot.

 

[Dev0]

MLAM,

I would like to take this opportunity to offer a truce to this lively debate. No one person on this board (certainly not me) is capable of challenging your unsurpassed intelligence.

The next time I find myself in your government subsidized neighborhood, I will drop by with a bottle of Courvoisier, and we can share a laugh. I will just look for the house with the couches on the front lawn.

 

[I try]

Entertaining, but WOW, seriously...????????
What the???

You guys need to watch some Mighty Mouse......'here I come to save the day'....
That might help...

 

[RTRD]

Lol....

MLAM,

I would like to take this opportunity to offer a truce to this lively debate. No one person on this board (certainly not me) is capable of challenging your unsurpassed intelligence.

The next time I find myself in your government subsidized neighborhood, I will drop by with a bottle of Courvoisier, and we can share a laugh. I will just look for the house with the couches on the front lawn.

Funny. Plus, you got the part about not having the intelligence to be able to engage me in debate right. High five for you!!

Look, I would correct you, but someone I am sure just as envious (you know who you are) would say I was "bragging".

Besides...I understand, when you hate yourself you have to project it onto someone. Fuck, if I was a loser in the middle of nowhere whose only form of entertainment was to surf a message board about sex workers hundreds of miles away and jerk off I'd hate myself too...do they have cable where you live?

Why don’t I come out to visit so we can commune a bit? You can get to know me better and let go of some of that white supremacist brain washing you’ve received. I know education and diversity aren’t real big in the “heartland”, so it will be your chance to see a bit of what the real world is like outside of the WWF universe. Umm…wait a second though…do they have running water where you live?

Here, I tell you what - send me a PM, and I'll arrange a flight here for you. You can stay in one of the spare bedrooms. We can chat about the abuse you received from your father coming up, along with having to watch him beat the shit out of your mom on $1.00 beer night Wednesdays, and how you managed to twist that self loathing into racist hate. You can get to know me, I can get to know you, we can have a kumbaya Oprah moment, AND you'll get to finally ride an airplane and leave your hick ass home town for the first time. Hell...just because I feel so much generosity and brotherly love towards you, I'll buy you a lap dances from one of those big city type gals you've been fantasizing about. Straight teeth and everything. And to think, she won't be your cousin / sister / niece!! Won't that be special!!!



Well…at least we are now clear on what line you belong in….you aren’t a humor less dumb ass, you’re an small minded, jealous, ignorant ass…

 

[Back Burner]

MLAM, why even bother? Assholes like this are a waste of time.

 

[RTRD]

True...

MLAM, why even bother? Assholes like this are a waste of time.

...but amusing all the same. Not that I shouldn't be working instead, but you know...I enjoy the chuckles...

Besides, don't you find in fascinating? Sort of like watching a car wreck of the human psyche?

 

[El_Cid]

Hey.. I don't think I need the flight but can anyone apply for the free lapdance... or must we get nasty before we qualify?

if that's the case.. hmm which conference is your wife at?

and ..umm. you're BLACK! neener neener neener!

ok...now can I have my free lap dance please?

- EC.

 

[RTRD]

Lol...

Hey.. I don't think I need the flight but can anyone apply for the free lapdance... or must we get nasty before we qualify?

if that's the case.. hmm which conference is your wife at?

and ..umm. you're BLACK! neener neener neener!

ok...now can I have my free lap dance please?

- EC.

...sure. No strippers with straight teeth that you aren't related to where you are at either?

 

[bestillmehard]

Wtf

Hey.. I don't think I need the flight but can anyone apply for the free lapdance... or must we get nasty before we qualify?

if that's the case.. hmm which conference is your wife at?

and ..umm. you're BLACK! neener neener neener!

ok...now can I have my free lap dance please?

- EC.

WTF planet do you come from dude?....YA i'm white and you are an ignorant racist MF....never hear..."one u go black u never go back?...

 

[Svend]

....never hear..."one u go black u never go back?...

Isn't this also a racist stereotype?

 

[bestillmehard]

Isn't this also a racist stereotype?

not at all Svend....Like I said I'm white...and my blood is red just like yours and just like MLAM...and I'm sick and tired of having to deal with ppl who think that their remarks of "yer black..neener neener neener" are something that this world needs....we have enough bull shit here
NUFF SAID

 

[Meister]

I guess it's only a stereotype if it's negative.

 

[fantasiafan]

not at all Svend....Like I said I'm white...and my blood is red just like yours and just like MLAM...and I'm sick and tired of having to deal with ppl who think that their remarks of "yer black..neener neener neener" are something that this world needs....we have enough bull shit here
NUFF SAID

Following the thread, me thinks El Cid was joking and Im sure MLAM got the humour.....