Ok...so...if this is you....and you know who you are...

[RTRD]

Sure...

Do you have a contact number? rates?

...but I'm REAL expensive...you sure you can afford me?

 

[Papi Chulo]

...if you are the guy who just invited my wife (you are her manager) to stay overnight at a hotel in the GTA for a local conference....even though that isn't company policy...knowing full well she is married, has a child, and lives in the western suburbs (like...who the hell would stay in hotel when they can drive 40 minutes and sleep in their own damn bed and make sure their kid got to bed ok?), you should know she is very married to a real big Black guy with a real short temper.

Stop pushing up on my wife. You have been warned.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programing...

What are her rates?

is she a gfe?

 

[RTRD]

As best I can tell...

He might be useing her to get to you.


Seriously, what did she tell her manager when he asked?

...she has decided to not cross that bridge unless they arrive at it, but she is apparently EXTREMELY amused.

Her response (as part of our back and forth email exchange) "He doesn't strike me as the juicy booty type"

I haven't met the guy, but I take it he is fairly milquetoasty....

 

[RTRD]

For me...

What are her rates?

is she a gfe?

...yes.

For you...well...do your GF's tie you up and whip your ass for their husband's amusement? If so...then yes.

$500/hr.

 

[frankcastle]

How big is juicy anyways?

 

[RTRD]

Didn't you hear...

How big is juicy anyways?

...for $500/hr you can find out. Keep in mind though, like most dungeons it is a "look, but don't touch" proposition...

 

[shawnbg]

Why would you post a warning to your wifes manager on an escort review board?

 

[RTRD]

I dunno...maybe...

Why would you post a warning to your wifes manager on an escort review board?

...because he might be on here?

Ok, now you can get in line behind Devo and Madeline.

...smh...

 

[frankcastle]

I think he's venting and not being 100% serious.

But I'm still serious how big does a butt have to be to be called juicy? In general not requesting your wife's services.

 

[LancsLad]

All right so now I'm confused again. two things remain unanswered:

1) Whose wife was PHNINE after then, and


2) Why did you do that to poor Svend.


3) I said only 2 , why is everyone reading point three.

 

[Dev0]

...he'll catch a bullet.

It seems logical, and not at all surprising, that you would handle it that way.

 

[RTRD]

Glad you feel that way...

It seems logical, and not at all surprising, that you would handle it that way.

...now run off and secure world peace while the rest of us finish having a good giggle, will ya?

 

[ruck]

It seems logical, and not at all surprising, that you would handle it that way.

Are you still having a hard time figuring out that the whole thread was a joke?
MLAM, you were right bud. LOL

 

[shawnbg]

...because he might be on here?

Ok, now you can get in line behind Devo and Madeline.

...smh...

I was just wondering if she was an escort and if there were any pics available?

 

[RTRD]

Ok...two lines please....it is getting a bit crowded in here...

I was just wondering if she was an escort and if their were any pics available?

...on the left, Devo, Madeline and everyone else in need of a sense of humor transplant.

...on the right, Svend, frankcastle, Shawnbg, Papi Chulo and all the rest of you guys who apparently want to fuck my wife.

You folks on the left - really - we will try to arrange a class for you.

You guys on the right...o.k......$500/hr, no there are no pics, no sexual contact. Strip down to your skivies and make your way over to the pummel horse. The M-R-S will be out shortly with her latex gloves, strap on and riding crop. Me, I'll just stand over here with the video camera....

 

[fantasiafan]

...on the left, Devo, Madeline and everyone else in need of a sense of humor transplant.

...on the right, Svend, frankcastle, Shawnbg, Papi Chulo and all the rest of you guys who apparently want to fuck my wife.

You folks on the left - really - we will try to arrange a class for you.

You guys on the right...o.k......$500/hr, no there are no pics, no sexual contact. Strip down to your skivies and make your way over to the pummel horse. The M-R-S will be out shortly with her latex gloves, strap on and riding crop. Me, I'll just stand over here with the video camera....

I started the 'fuck your wife' comments and I dont get honourable mention??? Hmmm, I sense discrimination.....

 

[Back Burner]

What if it's more then one guy?

 

[RTRD]

We have something special for you...

I started the 'fuck your wife' comments and I dont get honourable mention??? Hmmm, I sense discrimination.....

...since you brought in all this good business @ $500/hr a head...

Now...don't be concerned about that smell of ozone and the arcing you see...once inserted this "special" cattle prod will just tingle a little bit...you won't feel much....for very long.

The good thing though is that since you are the guy I have to thank there won't be a "companionship" fee for you...

 

[Dev0]

...now run off and secure world peace while the rest of us finish having a good giggle, will ya?

Its not world peace that I am interested in securing. I am more concerned with certain uneducated ethnic groups in Toronto, that have a penchant for shooting at each other and killing innocent bystanders.

I look forward to reading more of your intelligent threads. I am even willing to overlook your 8th grade grammar. Unfortunately school does not come easy for some people.

 

[papasmerf]

Its not world peace that I am interested in securing. I am more concerned with certain uneducated ethnic groups in Toronto, that have a penchant for shooting at each other and killing innocent bystanders.

I look forward to reading more of your intelligent threads. I am even willing to overlook your 8th grade grammar. Unfortunately school does not come easy for some people.

WOW
insults..............