Trump just nuked a bloated 1,500-page spending bill, opting for a lean 120-page resolution that actually helps people. Here's the breakdown: - FEMA gets $29 billion for hurricane relief - Farmers score $20 billion for disaster aid - Another $10 billion goes straight to farmers' pockets for economic support What didn't make the cut? - No more money for that State Department censorship outfit (the "Global Engagement Center") - No protection for the January 6th Committee - Lawmakers won't see a pay raise this year This bill is now heading to the Senate, where it's set to be Trump's first big win, and he's not even in office yet.