MrsCALoki's weight in gold

[mrsCALoki]

I'm thinking that CALoki needs to be updated in the latest trend in terb, so that when loki finds wife #5 or 6 or whichever one to replace his current wife, she can dive right into the business without getting a shock of her life. So in a way, this world is her plan B, and her market survey to find husband #2 is most fitting.

Loki's first wife died of bone cancer. Only other one he had.

 

[kenpachi]

One day you may realize an important life lesson: while your life experiences shape your views on the world and make you the woman you are, the world is not a 1 size fits all model. What is right for you may not be right for the next person. You were lucky enough to find a man who loves you for being you. Good for you. Not everyone is so fortunate.

Monogamy is one of your valued core principles. I think it is a bit much to come on this board to chastize married men about their choices to partake in this 'hobby'.

The simple fact is that your relationship will have a better chance of survival the quicker you move away from this world. What seems all encompassing now - how you met, your involvement working as SP and these incessant flame wars are going to define you until you learn to simply walk away and address your issues that are screaming for attention (father issues, self loathing for being an SP, etc ...). But it is much easier to preach/fix everyone else than look inwards isn't it?

WG

It is very obvious that CALoki is looking for potential husband #2. If she was smart enough, she would take your advice(which makes most sense). All the holes in her story clearly indicates that she is not stupid, although I could be wrong. She is marketing herself to be bigger than life, so that someone with bigger wallet than loki will see that, and perhaps will try to buy her weight in platinum next time. I'm onto CALoki's little scheme...

Or she has no life.

 

[mrsCALoki]

I will surgically make it happen. In my field of work, I know people who can make it happen for me. I will do my best to walk away with half of your weight in gold. Please make sure that they are not lead. I would hate to get lead poisoning.

1 bar is not 1/2 my weight. but remind me in June. If we can agree on the details it might be worth the bet

 

[kenpachi]

I honestly do not think you are a big enough asshole kenpachi. But if I am still on Terb when I get back to Toronto, I will be very tempted to agree to the bet just so I can watch you try. :roll:

Give me at least 3 months to recover from surgery to make my asshole and bowels big enough to stuff 65lbs of gold.

 

[kenpachi]

I honestly do not think you are a big enough asshole kenpachi. But if I am still on Terb when I get back to Toronto, I will be very tempted to agree to the bet just so I can watch you try. :roll:

Ok, can we at least make the gold bricks smaller? I'm thinking the size of peanuts. Without the shell. I don't want to wear adult diapers all my life. I'm too young for that shit.

 

[mrsCALoki]

Give me at least 3 months to recover from surgery to make my asshole and bowels big enough to stuff 65lbs of gold.

400 weird ozs Walk 3 meters. no external devices to hold it in

 

[Moviefan-2]

I don't think that men come on terb to 'face up to reality' or to be told to. Terb/hobbying is about fantasy, IMO.

TERB is a review board.

I'm quite happy to read a realistic appraisal of how a session went with an SP or MPA. In fact, I prefer it that way.

 

[mrsCALoki]

TERB is a review board.

I'm quite happy to read a realistic appraisal of how a session went with an SP or MPA. In fact, I prefer it that way.

that is what Kristen said, read fantasies

 

[simon482]

jesus i thought it was over.

 

[kenpachi]

Facing up to reality is wise and healthy thing to do, I agree with that point entirely. However, I don't think that men come on terb to 'face up to reality' or to be told to. Terb/hobbying is about fantasy, IMO.

Kristen, one day, you will fulfill my fantasy. Oh shit, did that sound a bit creepy?

 

[kenpachi]

jesus i thought it was over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

 

[simon482]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

no doubt

 

[mrsCALoki]

no doubt

 

[doggystyle99]

There is a sanctamonious holier than thou attitude possessed by her that reeks of self loathing. She makes it clear that she thinks she is better than the majority of our community. And I am tired of hearing her views that seem geared towards simply educating the masses to why SPs lie to garner more business. I wish her well. I wish she would take up knitting, badminton or perhaps chess so she would have less time to devote to her flame wars. But it is what it is.

WG

She does think she is better than every one else by what she posts.
I personally think even if she is who she says she is she is not getting it good at home and she is taking out her anger on the board here and probably in the real world on people as well.
But it is highly unlikely that she is who she says.

 

[simon482]

looks like your need to have people pay attention to you finally paid off. i see 2 threads about you not started by you.

 

[kenpachi]

looks like your need to have people pay attention to you finally paid off. i see 2 threads about you not started by you.

That is because, her life is a joke, and after a long day at the office, we need to unwind and laugh. I'm sure she is laughing at us too, but who cares. I will be laughing hardest once I stick one of her gold bars up my ass and run away with it.

 

[mrsCALoki]

looks like your need to have people pay attention to you finally paid off. i see 2 threads about you not started by you.

it is amusing.

 

[Moviefan-2]

I will be laughing hardest once I stick one of her gold bars up my ass and run away with it.

I'm assuming you'll find that amusing because you're sneaking away with one of Mrs. Loki's gold bars, and not because you have something big and firm up ... uh, well, you know.

 

[mrsCALoki]

That is because, her life is a joke, and after a long day at the office, we need to unwind and laugh. I'm sure she is laughing at us too, but who cares. I will be laughing hardest once I stick one of her gold bars up my ass and run away with it.

might be worth to see that

 

[simon482]

it is amusing.

i am sure it is to you, but for different reasons than it is to us.