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I am not proud of these things ...

Was at a summer baseball camp in Boca Raton Florida. Roomed with three other guys in a dorm style setting. We were all 16 and didn't know one another. You spend a couple of weeks living in close quarters in the Florida heat you need to respect each other's space. One guy from Nebraska ( Shane ) was the world's biggest asshat. I mean he was a dick personified. His family had a lot of money and Shane thought his shit didn't stink. His parents had his car ( a tricked out VW GTI ) sent out for him. The rest of us had our feet for transport. Anyway , one night we managed to score a bunch of booze and got hammered. We came back and Shane was passed out ( he really couldn't handle his booze ) fully dressed on his bed. I had to take a massive leak. I said to my other two room mates. "Hey ... watch this ". I pissed all over Shane's crotch. I told them not to say anything. He'll think that he pissed himself. He woke up the next day and jumped in the shower , stripped his bed and never said a word. He was very humble and down to earth after that. I almost told him the last day I was there because I felt so guilty. I didn't.

I did one other lousy thing. Was away skiing with a bunch of friends at a place in Tremblant when I was in univeristy. A bunch of us got all hammered up one night and did mushrooms. This one girl there was a total C-U-Next-Tuesday ... late at night I took here ski boot and took a massive dump in it then put it back in the front vestibule. Somone ratted me out though and she confronted me in hysterics the next day. I denied it but she knew it was me because I openly mocked her and teased her. I feel more guilty that I didn't have the guts to tell her it was me than for the actual act.

I have a bunch of others but that comes to mind for now

Champ
 
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westendman said:
I puked in a job interview on the interviewers shoes. I was really hung over and maybe ever still drunk. Due to my condition I drank a large orange soda before the interview because I was so dry and it all came back up during the interview.
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So,did you get the job?
 
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westendman said:
I puked in a job interview on the interviewers shoes. I was really hung over and maybe ever still drunk. Due to my condition I drank a large orange soda before the interview because I was so dry and it all came back up during the interview.
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I farted in class before :p
 
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westendman said:
I puked in a job interview on the interviewers shoes. I was really hung over and maybe ever still drunk. Due to my condition I drank a large orange soda before the interview because I was so dry and it all came back up during the interview.
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I once had a girl vomit on me during an interview. True story.
 
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Smoked cigarettes from age 15-32. Worst choice I ever made and would never, ever go back to being a smoker. Yuck.
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everyone take note.........i sense a trivia question in a few weeks time lol
 
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champ said:
I am not proud of these things ...

Was at a summer baseball camp in Boca Raton Florida. Roomed with three other guys in a dorm style setting. We were all 16 and didn't know one another. You spend a couple of weeks living in close quarters in the Florida heat you need to respect each other's space. One guy from Nebraska ( Shane ) was the world's biggest asshat. I mean he was a dick personified. His family had a lot of money and Shane thought his shit didn't stink. His parents had his car ( a tricked out VW GTI ) sent out for him. The rest of us had our feet for transport. Anyway , one night we managed to score a bunch of booze and got hammered. We came back and Shane was passed out ( he really couldn't handle his booze ) fully dressed on his bed. I had to take a massive leak. I said to my other two room mates. "Hey ... watch this ". I pissed all over Shane's crotch. I told them not to say anything. He'll think that he pissed himself. He woke up the next day and jumped in the shower , stripped his bed and never said a word. He was very humble and down to earth after that. I almost told him the last day I was there because I felt so guilty. I didn't.

I did one other lousy thing. Was away skiing with a bunch of friends at a place in Tremblant when I was in univeristy. A bunch of us got all hammered up one night and did mushrooms. This one girl there was a total C-U-Next-Tuesday ... late at night I took here ski boot and took a massive dump in it then put it back in the front vestibule. Somone ratted me out though and she confronted me in hysterics the next day. I denied it but she knew it was me because I openly mocked her and teased her. I feel more guilty that I didn't have the guts to tell her it was me than for the actual act.

I have a bunch of others but that comes to mind for now

Champ
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First one sounds okay to me. The second one was pretty disgusting!
 
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djk said:
Did Jessie Mae.
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Ya, that was stinky, dirty, and I am ashamed of myself for not having stopped myself when I first saw the dirt ring on her ankles around where the top of her shoes ended. It makes my having eaten dog meat in Cambodia seem not so gross in comparison.
 
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I once had a wicked cold and was sneezing every two minutes. I had to send some papers to this bitch in another department so I kept them on my desk and every time I sneezed that day I would sneeze on them. At the end of the day I put them in the inter office mail. About 3 days later she comes down with the same cold. I just chuckled. That's right, I am not above using germ warfare.
 
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When I was in University, I use to drink much more than I do now. One night we went out on the town. and visited a bar we knew well. At that time I preferred mixed drinks like rum and coke, or gin and 7up. One guy started to order rounds. After one person ordered a round of tequila sunrises, it seemed like every round ordered was tequila sunrises in a tall glass. I had six of these things and started to feel pretty queezy. I knew something was going to come up soon, so I staggered towards the back door to go outside to do it. As I stepped outside, I saw one of our buddies just arriving in the parking lot. He slapped me on the back and went inside. A few seconds later I projectile vomited into the grill of his car hitting his extremely hot radiator with a mixture of tequila sunrises and Chinese food that we had had before we went to the bar. The guys car stank the whole summer.
 
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