I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list
He was one of those young hotties that think they are Gods gift to Women and figured he was doing me a favour yada yada yada. Yah, his face was funny as hell when he looked down. He started to get an attitude till I reminded him that I had warned him, a few times and he is lucky that puking on him was all I did. This was back when I first started, I have since stopped taking crap like that.LMAO.. I am sorry that happened but the look on the retards face must have been priceless...
i did that to my ex's shampoo right after i moved out. came back to get some shit, saw the current boyfriends shit on top of mine and told her i wanted a quick shower before i left.Um ... wacked off into a jar of my roommate's mayonaisse just before moving out.
(Simon's still ahead on points).
You should book him one more time for greek and repeat the scenario in reverse gear.I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list
You should book him one more time for greek and repeat the scenario in reverse gear.
RALMAO! Oh shit, I hope you charged him extra. :Eek:
Oh My God!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW I had a client do that to me after a strenuous session with my strap-on. Nasty, Gross, Icky, Smelly, Gag-Me.......
I just might pay her for a session like this if she's agreeable.You should book him one more time for greek and repeat the scenario in reverse gear.
only person beside me that could make this interesting and your lyingAte human flesh while traveling in the 3rd world.
I ate it in the 1st world, not the 3rd world.only person beside me that could make this interesting and your lying
that made me fucking laugh like a tardThat's just a lie too. Really. It's just a mad cry for attention.
+1Smoked cigarettes from age 15-32. Worst choice I ever made and would never, ever go back to being a smoker. Yuck.