Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Done

[HOF]

Oh there's a few icky things I've done.

1. While attending an institution of higher learning the following occured while rooming with 5 others students:

a. Sperm in the zit cream, roomies skin cleared right up!
b. Milk of magnesia into the chapman's ice cream.
c. Syrop of ipecac into the syrop bottle. That was brutally gross.
d. Deep cold into the roomies body wash! OMG that was hilarious.

In high school, I took home-ec grades 9 & 10. I was one of two guys in the class, and we were partners for a project. The assignment was brownies (we melted exlax into them)! We failed that project.

Well, the big one was actually an old girlfriend's idea. She was angry at her family and we were heading to the family picnic. When I arrived at her apartment in Guelph, she gave me the most incredible blow job and as I was about to release she jerked me off into the homemade macaroni salad that she was bringing!

There we are at her parents place, her 3 sisters, brother and extended. Her dad looks at her and says, 'This macaroni salad is great! What did you use in it." She replied, "Alittle caesar dressing with some ranch added."

 

[GG2]

Last year, I put my cock through a gloryhole without knowing who or what was on the other side. After I nutted, all I could hear were the grunts of what sounded like a dog coming from the other side of the wall.

I once asked a female friend the OP's question and was shocked at her reply. She told me that she used to listen to her parents have sex at night through their bedroom door. For some reason they always used condoms. The next morning after they went to work, she would locate the used condom in the waste basket and drink its contents.

 

[Despo]

Once in grade 8 the milk cooler monitor ( a geeky classmate had the jobof selling milk at lunch) would give you free milk if you gave hime something from your lunch. So I gave him a chocolate coogle sandwich ( I think that was the name of the stuff). It was actually dog shit.

 

[The Fox]

I once shit in an ashtray and left it on a table in the bar and walked out....what was i thinking??? ahhh to be young and stupid. I have often wandered about the reaction by staff once it was found......i know, in know, i have no excuse....

 

[bill_1279]

I had sex with a 200 lb BBBW.

 

[bill_1279]

I was doing doggie once with an SP, when I smelled something. I thought it was paint drying on the walls. It wasn't. She hadn't washed. I got out of there fast.

 

[bill_1279]

Hey, I buy used cars all the time, and my hobby is auto mechanics. I've been doing it for about 20 years. First thing I check is the brakes. These cars are bought fully licenced and certified. I hate to say it man, but your brake job was probably not worse than some of the stuff I have seen.

As to whether it's cheaper to work on your own car or not is debatable. If you want to be good at it, you have to spend a lot of money on tools. I like it so I do it. Is it cheaper? Who knows. I keep clunkers on the road, because I like to do that.

 

[Fuck Face]

Years ago, I went down on a 60 year old, Bag-Lady, behind a Red Lobster while she was on her period.

After that, we french kissed and she puked in my mouth and then I ate out her asshole.

 

[AllishaMyst]

Years ago, I went down on a 60 year old, Bag-Lady, behind a Red Lobster while she was on her period.

After that, we french kissed and she puked in my mouth and then I ate out her asshole.

60 year old with her period? Hmmmm....I dont think that was blood.lol

 

[LateComer]

Years ago, I went down on a 60 year old, Bag-Lady, behind a Red Lobster while she was on her period.

After that, we french kissed and she puked in my mouth and then I ate out her asshole.

Red Lobster! Say it ain't so.

 

[GG2]

I had sex with a fatty tonight. First time ever although I've gotten head and hjs from probably 4 fatties in life. Also did greek with her but got an unpleasant surprise. I could never do it again, but she was in Heaven getting impaled by me. She got those glazed eyes of pure lust and fascination that SPs must see so often from clients. Fat girls need love and I felt like making somebody's dream come true.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Several years ago I was at a gas station and after gassing up I went to use the pay vacuum cleaners. This guy came and stood silently looking at me while I used the machine. I asked him what he wanted. He said that it was OK, he was just waiting for me to finish using the vacuum. He told me that he was the guy that emptied the change out of the machines as well as cleaning out junk. He told me that the usual things you would find in these public vacuum cleaners were change, combs, pens, pencils, gum wrappers, candies, used gum. The less usual things you would find in these public vacuum cleaners are, lots of womens panties, pantyhose, condoms ( sometimes with liquid contents, used tampax, and even turds. He was unable to tell me if they were human or animal turds. Sometimes this huge pile of trash, dirt and disgusting mess is frozen onto a huge hockey puck in the dirt bin because in the winter time people will sometimes use the vacuum cleaners to remove slush and water from the boot trays in their cars.

 

[Fuck Face]

Red Lobster! Say it ain't so.

I was a bit shell fish.

 

[mmouse]

One hot summer day I was at an amusement park. I ate a burger and fries at one of the overpriced concessions for lunch. Soon after my stomach didn't feel right, and I knew some bad shit was imminent. I made it to the toilet in time and relieved myself of an explosive slurry of foulness.

Then I went to line up for ride. I still didn't feel so great. It was a 20 minute or so wait. The bad feeling increased. When I was almost at the front of the line, I knew that another episode was inevitable. I aborted and headed for the toilet.

Unfortunately I was some distance from the washrooms. As I walked amongst the crowds, I concentrated all my powers on clenching my sphincter against the mounting, soon unbearable, pressure. But eventually the unbelievable happened. With a mixture of blissful relief and horror, I felt the hot wet shit fill up my underwear, then run down my leg. I dived into some bushes where luckily I was more or less out of sight. Thank fuck I had a backpack with some swimming gear. I used the towel to wipe the shit of my legs as best as I could, ditched my shitty clothes and towel, and got the fuck out of the park. I hope that nobody saw me with the shit running down my leg.

 

[GG2]

One hot summer day I was at an amusement park. I ate a burger and fries at one of the overpriced concessions for lunch. Soon after my stomach didn't feel right, and I knew some bad shit was imminent. I made it to the toilet in time and relieved myself of an explosive slurry of foulness.

Then I went to line up for ride. I still didn't feel so great. It was a 20 minute or so wait. The bad feeling increased. When I was almost at the front of the line, I knew that another episode was inevitable. I aborted and headed for the toilet.

Unfortunately I was some distance from the washrooms. As I walked amongst the crowds, I concentrated all my powers on clenching my sphincter against the mounting, soon unbearable, pressure. But eventually the unbelievable happened. With a mixture of blissful relief and horror, I felt the hot wet shit fill up my underwear, then run down my leg. I dived into some bushes where luckily I was more or less out of sight. Thank fuck I had a backpack with some swimming gear. I used the towel to wipe the shit of my legs as best as I could, ditched my shitty clothes and towel, and got the fuck out of the park. I hope that nobody saw me with the shit running down my leg.

This guy ran a marathon feeling the way you did. I think he finished the race too.

 

[Thunderballs]

Wow, I hope he didn't win. That would be quite the sight on the podium.

 

[Don Draper]

Was this your set up for later telling us what made up stuff you did?

No.

I really hope to have nothing to contribute to this thread

I once asked a female friend the OP's question and was shocked at her reply. She told me that she used to listen to her parents have sex at night through their bedroom door. For some reason they always used condoms. The next morning after they went to work, she would locate the used condom in the waste basket and drink its contents.

I was once asked to vote conservative but I didn't have the stomach for it. I looked upon the prospect in the same way I'd look upon the above mentioned condom.

Couldn't do it.

If I had, I would have something to contribute to this thread.

 

[buttercup]

You know what happens at the SC. Drunk guy emerges from the raucous crowd in perv row, and gets up on the stage. This prizewinner lies down on his back. He has a $10 note, which he folds lengthwise to make a tent, and places it on his face, over his nose.

The lady does her thing, straddles over his face, lowers herself down. She snags the 10 with her - you know - lips. It's still there when she stands up. Cheering and applause.

Later, I find I've got the self-same 10 in my change. It still had the crease, so I knew it was the same one. I don't know why, 'cos you don't ever know where money has been, but I found that quite disgusting.

I gave the note to my buddy -- he had a silly grin, and I can only imagine he wanted it for masturbation purposes. (Not necessarily what you want to see - him being a dentist.)

You never think of these things at the time -- obviously, I should have sold it to him for $20.

 

[buttercup]

I was fiddling about installing something electrical, and my ring came off and dropped down into the space between the drywalls. I made a small hole in the wall, near the floor. I put my fingers into the space, feeling for the ring, and I felt something else. Pulled it out. It was a long-dead mouse, that must have starved to death.

It was a shock, of course, when I realised what I had in my hand. And it should have been really disgusting -- but it wasn't, because it was dry. The little body was completely desiccated, as if it had been mummified. There was no putrefaction or decay. The fur was silky smooth.

I guess no flies go into the space between drywalls. Nor even any bacteria. It's the one completely sterile place in the whole house.

 

[Mr. Piggy]

Got married 3 times.