Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Done

Ladyraven

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I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list :mad:

LMAO.. I am sorry that happened but the look on the retards face must have been priceless...
 

LadyTY2Uall

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LMAO.. I am sorry that happened but the look on the retards face must have been priceless...
He was one of those young hotties that think they are Gods gift to Women and figured he was doing me a favour yada yada yada. Yah, his face was funny as hell when he looked down. He started to get an attitude till I reminded him that I had warned him, a few times and he is lucky that puking on him was all I did. This was back when I first started, I have since stopped taking crap like that. :)
 

simon482

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Um ... wacked off into a jar of my roommate's mayonaisse just before moving out.

(Simon's still ahead on points).
i did that to my ex's shampoo right after i moved out. came back to get some shit, saw the current boyfriends shit on top of mine and told her i wanted a quick shower before i left.
 

Scarey

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Roommate revenge

1.Exchanged his razor for the one I shaved my balls with...

2.Shot my load on his pillow case for like a week with my gf.

3.shoved my hand between my ass cheeks before I met his parents...

4.sneezed on his leftovers..


bad roommatething....
 

babemagnet

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I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list :mad:
You should book him one more time for greek and repeat the scenario in reverse gear.
 

Adam_hadam

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Smoked cigarettes from age 15-32. Worst choice I ever made and would never, ever go back to being a smoker. Yuck.
+1
I smoked for 20 years and I know what you mean.

Also, throwing up in a subway car during rush hour, peeing in a subway car after hours (X4), peeing in an ice machine at a downtown hotel on a dare, meeting the in-laws for dinner, borrowing a vehicle from work after a night of heavy drinking...
 

westendman

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I puked in a job interview on the interviewers shoes. I was really hung over and maybe ever still drunk. Due to my condition I drank a large orange soda before the interview because I was so dry and it all came back up during the interview.
 
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