Ok, here's the deal
The first ten people to reply, with a charasmatic wit only I can appreciate- being the smart ass I am.... as to WHY they should get a FIFTY dollar discount will recieve one.
YES, I know... I haven't set a RATE- BUT I'm Frankie, do you expect any differently???? *Ha ha*
Ok with all seriousness, the majority are leaning towards 250, 200. I could charge 300, but we're gonna pretend I'm not a tour check or I mean CHICK rather, trying to ramage your pockets... and only the fly frontal area...!!!!
So, in theory if my rate is 300 yours will be 250. (Lets cross this one out)
if it's 250 (ideally) then your donation is 200
if its 225... then you will be paying ... (WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU) 175
and if its 200... then well you get it *laugh*
Common, you gotta work for this *laughing*
Tell me how deprived you are...up in O-town, excluding the wonderful, reputable girls who help make the world a better; happier place *wink*
Why I should convince RACHELLE to come up, if all goes well and offer duos with me...in the future
Or, why you'd love to see someone like me.... variety??? BIG natural boobs... attractive, my presence Common, fill me in- just HUMOR me *laugh*
Now, as much of a smartass as I am... this needs to be TASTEFUL...and use your imaginition.
I will PM the victorious... with a coupon to verify while booking.
Although common sense applies, don't reply if you have no intention or ability to see me on the 15th. This is a one time offer and not transferable (I can't believe I just said that) and BE NICE.
Cockfest begins on the 15th
If there are NO replies then I set the rates and you have to lick my bum! Ok, no no you can spank me! and no bitchin and complaining GEEZZZZ
HELP ME, HELP you *baaa ha*