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‘SNL’ spoofs ‘Oops, You Did it Again’ talk show with Lil Nas X, Matt Gaetz:

"Not a Crime, just Horrifying" Might be a good title for the chapter on the Trump admin. in the US history book to be written 50 years from now...
 

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Alan Dershowitz Slams Biden DOJ’s Handling of Matt Gaetz: ‘If They Leaked Grand Jury Material, That Was Clearly a Crime’
Had to go after the legalistic details. Couldn't very well come out as pro sex trafficking, now could he?
 

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I don't understand, aren't Republicans supposed to be defenders of virtue and purity.

Like the spinster says in Blazing Saddles, "Aren't any pedo-cannibals going to help this poor man".
 

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I wouldn't like to be Greenberg, facing underaged sex trafficking charges in FL. I wonder what the hit is down there? - 15? 20?

Guy is 100% fucked.
 

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I wouldn't like to be Greenberg, facing underaged sex trafficking charges in FL. I wonder what the hit is down there? - 15? 20?

Guy is 100% fucked.
And nobody flips so prosecutors can punch down the chain (the escorts) but only to punch up the chain (congressman, others in govt).
 

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Feds are investigating whether Matt Gaetz discussed running a sham candidate in a Florida Senate election to deprive a political rival of votes, report says
Gaetz is fucked. He must be in a full-out panic mode. His career and freedom are about to be taken away and it is well deserved!
 
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Gaetz is fucked. He must be in a full-out panic mode. His career and freedom are about to be taken away and it is well deserved!
If I was MG, I would be booking that flight to Sheremetyevo Airport right now. I suspect a certain Vladimir V Putin is always in the market for a fugitive American congressment to tell the Russian sheeple how much better than the USA the Patriotic Russian Peoples' Paradise is.
 
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If I was MG, I would be booking that flight to Sheremetyevo Airport right now. I suspect a certain Vladimir V Putin is always in the market for a fugitive American congressment to tell the Russian sheeple how much better than the USA the Patriotic Russian Peoples' Paradise is.
His father probably has send a few millions to Russia. Many Russian girls are pretty.
 
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