Marriage Is Out, But Who will Care For Me In Old Age?

shack

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Having a wife you love will keep you busy and its been said you live a longer life. You're more likely to fall into depression or get some disease like alzheimers because your brain isn't as active like when you have a partner around you.
But the original poster started off saying marriage is out, it's not an option, he's not interested.

BTW, being married keeps you more agile/light footed as well. You get that way from continuously walking on eggshells.
 

danmand

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My favourite hotel in Cozumel will give me an all inclusive room for $94 per day. That includes a great pool, good food and all drinks. You will not see me sitting in a retirement home in Burlington.
 

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My favourite hotel in Cozumel will give me an all inclusive room for $94 per day. That includes a great pool, good food and all drinks. You will not see me sitting in a retirement home in Burlington.
Will the $94 rate stay that way forever (inflation-proof)?

Does the hotel offer medical assistance and monitoring services?

Or does the maid just discover the corpse?

A nursing home is a freakin' luxury ... if you're lucky. ($)

If not, then same deal with the maid, only instead of the maid, it will be a neighbour, landlord, the cops, etc.
 

danmand

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Will the $94 rate stay that way forever (inflation-proof)?

Does the hotel offer medical assistance and monitoring services?

Or does the maid just discover the corpse?

A nursing home is a freakin' luxury ... if you're lucky. ($)

If not, then same deal with the maid, only instead of the maid, it will be a neighbour, landlord, the cops, etc.
There are excellent medical services on Cozumel, and I usually arrange for somebody (!) to visit me every day.
 

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My favourite hotel in Cozumel will give me an all inclusive room for $94 per day. That includes a great pool, good food and all drinks. You will not see me sitting in a retirement home in Burlington.
The care staff in Burlington thank you. They already have more than enough bitter old fuckers to deal with.
 

danmand

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The care staff in Burlington thank you. They already have more than enough bitter old fuckers to deal with.
You are welcome. Now go and change the diaper in 428.
 
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