Marriage Is Out, But Who will Care For Me In Old Age?

[durexguy]

Build an additon to your home, "in-law" suite for your caregiver (or favourite indy SP).... Allow her to use as her incall location. Just a thought. She will take care of you, in many ways.

 

[blackrock13]

Die Young, Stay pretty.

Your guy friends are pretty?

 

[Major Major]

Get Long term care insurance.... relatively cheap too

 

[red]

All this talk about the horrors of divorce and terrible wives or ex-wives has convinced me not to get into a relationship and to only see SPs. There are just too many horror stories out there. But who will care for me in my old age? Friends tend to be helpful, but when severe problems emerge they are usually not available (in my old age, my friends are also likely going to be too old to help). Does anyone have any strategies for dealing with this issue?

fred is working on a terb nursing home for retired hobbyists and sp's.

 

[johnnyone1]

Don't Worry, be Happy!

 

[Catherine St.Claire]

When I retire I plan on opening a "Hobbyist" retirement facility. We'll do lunch outing to strip clubs and have a massage studio on site and the gym will include multi use equipment to ensure we all maintain a healthly respect for all aspects of ones life including their sexuality. Don't worry, you can come, rock on my veranda and drink lemonade in good company...

cat

 

[Tangwhich]

Ummmm no im not. But thanks anyway. I know there is a difference. There are amazing nursing homes if you have enough money.

If wouldn't matter if the hallways were paved with gold. If you're in a nursing home your life probably isn't worth living. I've been in some great retirement homes, but every nursing home I've been to, no matter how "nice" it is is a fucking miserable place. It's basically the waiting room for the morgue. As I said before, death is a far more attractive option.

 

[Mod100]

fred is working on a terb nursing home for retired hobbyists and sp's.

Hey I thought that wasn't to be advertised til April!

 

[Frosty]

Take care for your own self. Make sure you stay health even in your 70s. Why burden others if you are unable to care for yourself?

 

[evilbaga]

Be rich, find a woman 1/2 your age and tell her you won't sign your will until you are on your deathbed.

I know an american who started going to Mexico in his 40s. In the village he lives in there is a 78 year old with a pregnant 22 year old live in girlfriend and a 51 year old who married a 16 year old.

 

[afterhours]

I know an american who started going to Mexico in his 40s. In the village he lives in there is a 78 year old with a pregnant 22 year old live in girlfriend and a 51 year old who married a 16 year old.

are they americans?

 

[alexmst]

Ummmm no im not. But thanks anyway. I know there is a difference. There are amazing nursing homes if you have enough money.

Of what country do you speak?

 

[alexmst]

Be rich, find a woman 1/2 your age and tell her you won't sign your will until you are on your deathbed.

Well, that is a good plan.

 

[Steve~]

Well, that is a good plan.

Not if she can forge the signature or find someone that can do it.

 

[evilbaga]

are they americans?

Doubt it. Hes an internet acquaintance, so I dont know the nitty gritty details...but doubt it.

 

[Catherine St.Claire]

We most certainly do! I have a couple of guests in assisted living centers and nursing homes. I wish I could hand out business cards when I go to visit. I see at least 6 viable potential guests every time. My favorite lives in a building with a dining hall like a restaurant; menus, wine and all. We have dinner then go up to his jacuzzi roll up tub for a good scrubbing and a play session. He's 92. It is actually illegal in Canada for a facility to deny any occupant their sexual rights.

p.s. I tried to respond with a quote to the gentleman inquiring about SP's and nursing homes but it isn't working for some reason
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[ig-88]

I think on the Man Show's 1000 Ways to Die, one of them was hooker heart attack.

They showed a quick video of an old guy lying on his back croaking, with the chick on top (CG).

 

[ig-88]

Even if you were married, you can't take your wife with you.

The OP's question is still based on the assumption that the only thing that will make you truly happy is wife and/or kids.

That's been ingrained into us by govt and media, but half of all marriages end in divorce, not to mention the subjectivity of "happiness."

 

[lurkerdick]

Which trains are fastest via, go or ttc?

 

[danibbler]

Probyn makes a really good point. If you're alone in your old age and you're bedridden and can't afford great facilities then you're really really f&*ked.

And I'm with Tangwich on nursing/retirement homes. I've walked the halls of a couple and I certainly don't want to end up in any of them.