Regretting What I Said To You When You Called Me At 11 O'Clock Friday Morning To Tell Me That At One O'Clock Friday Afternoon You're Going To Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail A Cab, To Go Out To The Airport To Catch A Plane To Go Skiing In The Alps For Two Weeks - Not That I Wanted To Go With You - I Wasn't Able To Leave Town, I'm Not A Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You To Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You For Three Years, I Don't Like Surprises (A Musical Apology) (Christine Levine)
(I do have to admit though that I "Googled" that one! It sure is a long one though!)