The three hockey fans
Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Montreal Canadiens fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Leafs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Habs cap, replaced it,then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it.
Meanwhile, the Montreal fan was getting upset and finally asked,"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep checking under the Montreal Canadians hat? "Well," said the officer. " I'm a little confused. Normally when I look under a Canadiens hat, I find an asshole!"