Jokes Trivia - What's the Punchline?

[onomatopoeia]

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Answered correctly by tml.

 

[onomatopoeia]

What do they call a bra, in Germany?

Answered correctly by shakenbake.

 

[onomatopoeia]

What time should you go to the dentist?

Answered correctly by shack.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Two psychiatrists meet on the street. What does the second one say?

 

[onomatopoeia]

If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware?

 

[onomatopoeia]

What's grey, and comes in quarts?

Answered correctly by shakenbake.

 

[onomatopoeia]

How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused?

 

[shakenbake]

What do they call a bra, in Germany?

Keepsemftomfloppin.

 

[shakenbake]

What's grey, and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

 

[onomatopoeia]

What do they call a bra, in Germany?

Keepsemftomfloppin.

Correct!

Or Stoppen zee floppin'

 

[onomatopoeia]

What's grey, and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

Correct!

 

[onomatopoeia]

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[onomatopoeia]

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?

Answered correctly by anon1.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Two guys are walking down the street, and they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says "Gee, I sure wish I could do that.". What does the second guy say?

Answered correctly by Adam_hadam.

 

[shack]

What time should you go to the dentist?

Two thirty aka tooth hurty.

 

[shack]

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?

Peeing seems obvious, so it's probably not right.

 

[y2kmark]

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Frat boys only screw in hot tubs...
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Adam_hadam]

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?

The sudoku.

 

[Adam_hadam]

Two guys are walking down the street, and they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says "Gee, I sure wish I could do that.". What does the second guy say?

"Don't you think you should pet him first?"

I tell this joke around the table at Christmas time, still gets yuks after all these years.

 

[Adam_hadam]

How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused?

She ordered dinner online.