Jersey...

[ceo8888ca]

Rumours and lies about Calloway...

.....whoever was saying he is little.... was "sorely" mistaken.

I never thought I have to defend him but I NEVER say that my Twin Brother is "little". Whether he's "up" for the job at times is quite another matter...

 

[bOOTyMaN]

Indeed!

 

[calloway]

I have one simple statement for the press at this time... I went and she conquered... I will never be the same again... she has ruined me for any other woman I may meet in the future. Are more details necessary? Yes... but it's bedtime and I need some rest. This review will take some time to write properly...

 

[salsamarc]

well i guess Calloway was tired after Jersey conquered him and who can blame him..........at his age and suffering that type of emotions....tsk..tsk...tsk


Well i look forward to reading his review and i hope the old tickler survives the night

 

[calloway]

It is rather ironic that Jersey was on her hands and knees most of the 2 1/2 hour session... but somehow I am the one crawling home. Mmmmmm... what a spectacular little ass she does have indeed. Now shut and leave me alone... I was just fantasizing about Jersey again in the reverse cowgirl position... and just about every other position we did tonight.

 

[8.5" and Thick]

127th post on Jersey

Hoping soon to see ya!

 

[8.5" and Thick]

128th post

Calloway you lucky bastard!

 

[8.5" and Thick]

129th Post

On Jersey = my 200th post.... Coincidence...I think not!! We have successfully past the Quietguy thread!

Jersey, just remember, I started this!

 

[calloway]

My Jersey Experience - Part 1 "The Introduction"

Calloway Enterprises Disclaimer - You acknowledge, by the use of the materials included in my review, that the contents read and used are at your sole risk, you will assume full responsibility for all costs and any injuries associated with any session with Jersey. All necessary servicing of Jersey or repairs to any pieces of your bodily equipment will be at your cost and expenses. Calloway Enterprises, nor any of my affiliates, shall not be liable for any damages of any kind, including punitive damages, related to your use of Jersey or her use of you. Once you've agreed with this disclaimer... you may proceed. Let's first review.... here was Jersey's description of herself from a few weeks ago.

I have dirty blond hair, blue eyes, B cups, and a pretty tight little ass, or at least I consider that my best asset. I am 5'3" and muscular, (not bodybuilder muscular) I am kinda shy until i know you. (kinda getting over that now i guess). I am a hopeless romantic, (sorta been losing hope though) oh and i am 27. I would describe my self as sweet and seductive and i will try most things but i would not say that i am wild at all. and i like to massage....

Well... I hate it when women lie about their hair colour... except when they are redheads! I love redheads! I love redheads! She says it's more strawberry blonde... but I love redheads! So we're off to a great start and I just about wet myself right there. Blue eyes? Yes... blue eyes... especially in the candlelight... which she had strategically situated throughout her place prior to my arrival. With the lights dimmed and her body... trust me... eye colour may be the last thing you're looking at. Sorry... back to the story. B-cups? Yes... but what B-cups. Beautifully dark loonie dollar size areolas with sensitive smaller nipples. Very nice and yummy... bigger than I thought and certainly much better than the pictures previously circulated to a few KW Terbites. Muscular? She's fit... no doubt about it. Beautiful body definition... neck... shoulders... tiny waist... small hips. Once again by candlelight... with her long redhair... sorry strawberry blonde hair... on her shoulders... she was stunning. When you think of famous artists that draw nude portraits... she would be one of their models. Shy? Yes... very shy. But can you blame her? This is all new to her and maybe not a choice she ever thought she would ever be in. But she's accepted it for the short-term to get herself back on her feet financially. You guys better treat her like a lady or face the wrath of Calloway and a few others. Hopeless romantic? Absolutely... you can tell within minutes of talking to her and looking deep into her eyes. You can also tell by taking a quick look around her beautiful location and all the items she has collected over the years. Hopeless romantic? She may be now... but hopefully she'll find her Prince Charming one day very soon. 27 years of age? Yes... but has the body of a 20 year old. Not a mark... not a wrinkle. Soft... very lickable sensual skin. If you've been reading her posts... you should be able to tell that she's intelligent... witty and most importantly for me... wildly sarcastic. I may find those items most sexually attractive in a women than their actual bodies... so you can only imagine what it's like to be in a room with a woman that has all those qualities and a hot little body as well. Sweet and seductive? Da... what do you think? She's one of the most genuine and caring people I've met anywhere... both inside and outside the business. Seductive? She may not say a lot... but just watch her body and the way it moves... that should tell you everything you need to know.

Well... that's all for now. Stayed tuned for future updates throughout the day.

Part 2 - "The Act"
Part 3 - "The Shower"

 

[centreofmass]

Can hardly wait for Part-n: "The BIG FINISH"!

So far so good Calloway. Keep going like this and I may just have to give you the number of my contact at Harlequin Romance. They're always looking for new and exciting writing talent.

 

[slyguy]

Eagerly waiting.... the entire KW thread has come to a halt anticipating part 2 & 3.

 

[bOOTyMaN]

Calloway Enterprises Disclaimer - You acknowledge, by the use of the materials included in my review, that the contents read and used are at your sole risk, you will assume full responsibility for all costs and any injuries associated with any session with Jersey. All necessary servicing of Jersey or repairs to any pieces of your bodily equipment will be at your cost and expenses. Calloway Enterprises, nor any of my affiliates, shall not be liable for any damages of any kind, including punitive damages, related to your use of Jersey or her use of you. Once you've agreed with this disclaimer... you may proceed. Let's first review.... here was Jersey's description of herself from a few weeks ago.

Time to expand your coverage on your insurance policies boyz

Quite the legal Disclaimer C...hmm so much for a lawsuit i guess,haha

 

[salsamarc]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

Calloway you made me fall off my chair when i was reading your review and i must agree with you i love red-heads (sorry strawberry blondes) but PLEASE man don't keep us waiting get to the details

i must confess i feel like a kid in a candy store......

BTW i am glad the paramedics revive you otherwise it will have been very hard for the rest of us to get our comical relief (as mentioned before.........looking at Indy) elsewhere

well done ol' chap

 

[calloway]

Part 2 – “The Act”

Calloway Enterprises Disclaimer - You acknowledge, by the use of the materials included in Part 2 of my review, you are confirming that you read Part 1 and the contents are to be used at your sole risk.

Okay… where were we again? So Jersey met me at the door with a smile and a hug. As she slowly starting walking up the stairs to her room… I couldn’t help but be fixated on her gorgeous little bum in those tight fitting black pants. I knew immediately at that point… foreplay was not going to be required. How is that some women are so damn sexy doing simple things like walking up the stairs? Once inside her room… we sat down for a few minutes to get acquainted. The urge to jump on Jersey and take her right there was unbearable… but I had to be a gentleman. We sipped… well actually I chugged… down her current favourite wine beverage Strawberry Zinfandel. Being a serious red wine drinker… it clearly wasn’t my first choice… but it was refreshing and probably cooled off some of the sweat dripping from my forehead. More importantly I was here to taste something far more enjoyable… Jersey herself. After what seemed an eternity… she finally got up from the chair and lead me into her living room. She removed her shirt to reveal a black bra with her areolas and nipples peaking out from the top of the laced undergarment. Slowly bending over with her rear end directly facing me… Jersey pulled down her tight pants to expose one of the finest asses I’ve seen in a while. She then removed her bra… turned around and my heart rate went into overdrive. Softly she said… “Where would you like to begin?” Huh? WTF? I have a choice here? As my eyes quickly darted around the rest of the apartment… I surveyed my potential options. Kitchen… Dining Room… Bedroom… Bathroom… Living Room. I decided on the Living Room… as that allowed a number of potential other options. Sorry… no bean bag chair. But there was a comfortable looking chair… an extended couch/sofa/bed… and then of course there’s always the rug on the hardwood floor. For this first visit… the couch/sofa/bed combination would be our location.

Now the hard part was trying to act relaxed and cool while removing my clothes. I mean the last thing true hobbyists should ever do is give away any sense of power or control… right? How was I going to go from the chair on one side of the room to the couch on the other side? Leave the briefs on until I get over there? The anticipation was intense as I had no control over my better part. All I thought was be very careful unzipping my pants because if anything got caught now… my life would be over. Finally I just gave in… unhooked myself from my underwear and trotted proudly over to see Jersey as she lay on the couch with a very devilish looking smile. I think I had just passed test #1. Okay… so far so good. I’m naked and Jersey is almost naked… all except for her panties. Pretending that this is all really nothing of course… I started massaging Jersey with our heated massage oil. She asked if I wanted a massage first… but I politely declined. It was her ass that I wanted and there was no way I could wait any longer. She went onto her knees and elbows and started slowly arching her ass up and down in the air as I began to massage her back and shoulders. I lost track at that point… perhaps I poured a litre of oil her… but it didn’t matter. She moaned and purred as I positioned carefully myself behind her while continuing to massage her. Rarely have I ever been to that level of extension as she reached from underneath just to check if everything was in working order. She knew something was smacking the inside of her thigh… and it wasn’t my hand. As I worked my way down to her beautiful bum… she reached back with one hand and slowly slid off one side of her panties and then the other side. I tried to continue massaging but at this point it was fruitless… but I had to check one thing first. As I finished massaging her inner legs… there they were staring at me… all of them. Maybe I was hallucinating… but I’m sure they were saying… “We’re ready now Calloway”. Checking to see if in fact she was ready… I gently opened them with my fingers and touched inside as they glistened. Yes… it was time.

She turned over… positioned herself perfectly to the side of the couch as I sat panting like a sheepdog. My first reaction was they were very complex… this was going to take some work and not for the faint at heart. For a young woman with such a tiny body… where did these puppies come from? Huge… wet… and I could easily get swallowed up by them. If I wasn’t careful… suffocation was a possibility. So I carefully began my quest… searching for the spot that caused the critical quiver. Ahhhh… there it was. But hold on… careful now… don’t show all of your cards just yet. Tease baby… tease.

Continued...

 

[calloway]

Part 2 - "The Act" (continued)

Incredible DATY experience… I was probably down there for 15-20 minutes. Slow sexual gyrations and soft moaning… all ensuring that I was passing test #2. As I pulled away from her kitty… my face was soaked. I needed a towel… but she didn’t care and we quickly went into a serious DFK session.

Jersey was now becoming more aggressive and it was obvious the sparks were flying. I haven’t done that much kissing since I was 18 years of age. Actually… a correction… I haven’t done that much since being with a special lady in the last year. Back to the story… Jersey was getting impatient. While lying comfortably on my back… she flipped around again to provide me with another face to face confrontation with her ass… as she appeared to be checking out my goods on the other side. Some very nice BLS was provided… but I was too damn busy with those lips staring at me again to fully enjoy the quality of her work. Before I knew it… the condom was on and she was in full oral calastetics. I would have loved to personally watch her doing this… but there’s always next time I guess. I didn’t know how much longer I could last… so over she flipped again and into an elevated missionary position. She may have been soaking wet but because she’s so tight… we needed a few minutes to carefully put everything in. Onwards we went and I found second energy somewhere… 4… 5… 6 different positions. The squashing of the deckchair appeared to be somewhat painful for her… but she said everything felt great and just keep going. Then she took control and seemed determined that her reverse cowgirl position was the one we were going to finish in. I knew right then that this little girl did love horses… yes… both kinds of horses. But I still wasn't ready and back to doggie position. It was then I realized that some of her window blinds were open. Okay… cool… let the neighbours watch too… there was no damn way I was stopping now. By the time we finished the room was hot… items on the tables were knocked over... our bodies were sweating and Jersey’s hair was all over the place. I just love redheads!

Then… one the nicest moments of the entire evening and trust me... there were many. She immediately turned around and we cuddled and kissed for the next 15 minutes. Very hot and very cool. But I warned her not to wake up the sleeping one-eyed giant… but she just smiled and continued.

Part 3 - "The Shower"

 

[salsamarc]

Part 2 - "The Act" (continued)

Jersey’s hair was all over the place. I just love redheads!

well after all that action who cares if she really is "strawberry blonde"

Calloway you missed your true calling as a writer what passion what poetry the man is a living legend

"ALL BOW TO CALLOWAY, ALL BOW TO CALLOWAY"

 

[calloway]

Actually she's not strawberry blonde down there... clean shaven with the cutest little dark runway.

 

[centreofmass]

Jersey

I wanna be IN the shower with you hun. Hey, wait a minute, NOT if Calloway is in there...lol.
On second thought, Jersey, how big is your shower?

 

[calloway]

I wanna hear about the shower

You mean you forgot already... or did the batteries just give out?

 

[calloway]

She spent most of her time in the shower bent over... I was the one at full attention. The only problem was I really hate getting soap in my one eye...