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salsamarc

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Calloway: i am speechless (and that is hard for me) all i can say is that i feel as if i was there looking through her blinds thanks to your review the only thing better will be when i am in there..........hopefully i will not come across that "article of clothing" you left behind


Jersey: prepare yourself looks like u r going to be busy for a while.....word of advise be as smart as you are lovely

Indy: i know u r out there reading this.......all i gotta say is......i am next
 

ceo8888ca

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Is this a Trend ?

I could not help but noticed that these hamiltonians are beginning to intrude on our turf.

First, there was Stoo, then.., then Salsamarc. They should get to the back of the line-up when dating our Local gems ! :p
 

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Okay if one more guy PM's me asking if I'm really in my late 70's... I'm gonna remove my pacemaker. It was a creative writing moment... I'm only in my late 60's... :p
 
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ceo8888ca

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Why did you do that ?

calloway said:
I'm only in my late 60's...
We are Twin brothers and I am under 50 !

We were separated at birth, and you changed your age in a foreign country before you returned to Canada so you can collect your Old Age Pension earlier ? :p
 

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Thank you Jersey... I think I just came again. :p

Damn Capricorns are the sexiest writers... aren't we?

You are the type of woman that I would have just as much fun holding naked in my arms... sitting on a park bench sipping fine Strawberry Zinfandel... or farking your brains out. Great review... I hope these guys realize how special you really are.
 

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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME, OH PLEASE ME HEHEHEHE
 

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Indiana said:
... but the though of mouth-to-mouth with a 60 year old...Yuck!!!
Indiana... it's not my mouth that she'll need to blow on. :p

My session with Jersey was so incredibly amazing that I'm still having flashbacks almost a week later. I'm so friggin' content right now that I haven't been to an SC or an MP in almost 8 days. That is a world record for me... she totally and completely drained me of every body fluid I had.

At one point during our marathon... Jersey's legs were way above her head as I held her ankles to allow for maximum thrust into her wet pulsating kitty...

Na... you guys don't want to hear anymore.
 

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LoL...she taking a break i gather...Calloway dun turn her off of the bizness or what!?!...as Goldberg would say...(Hammrtime)...Who"s Next!

I am out of the running,err jogging...umm walking...i am taking the plumb girls at work right now...psst between all of you and me...plumb girls do nething :p

Go Indie Go!
 

ceo8888ca

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Plumb?

Indiana said:
bOOTyMaN: plumb girls (dare I ask what that is)?
Plumb ==> Ball of lead attached to string for testing perpendicularity of walls..

I don't think Bootyman is a construction foreman and uses girls to do "Plumb" jobs. So, these gals are called "plumb girls" ?

It can also be that he is using it as short form for "Plumber girls" - they fix or repair "pipes" as we know. Booty's pipes needs cleaning, just like all of ours, from time to time.

Or, I think he meant "plump" ? as in plump and juicy (BBW).

Booty, please clarify if necessary.. :confused:
 

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ceo8888ca said:
Plumb ==> Ball of lead attached to string for testing perpendicularity of walls..

I don't think Bootyman is a construction foreman and uses girls to do "Plumb" jobs. So, these gals are called "plumb girls" ?

It can also be that he is using it as short form for "Plumber girls" - they fix or repair "pipes" as we know. Booty's pipes needs cleaning, just like all of ours, from time to time.

Or, I think he meant "plump" ? as in plump and juicy (BBW).

Booty, please clarify if necessary.. :confused:
LOL...CEO...Indeed i meant Plump and Juicy...Sir mixalot !...(I like big butts and i cannot lie...lalalala)

I ight have gotten confused when i was eating a plumb..Round and Juicy...

Plumb...not a wall...

Plumb...a verb?...lol...got to go out and do some Plumbing..nest pa

Thx CEO and Indie ,hehe
 

ceo8888ca

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Umm, what about me ??

Jersey said:
I miss you guys. Now who am i going to tease.
How come Jersey keeps ignoring me ? I am a relative (twin) of Calloway's, reasonably tall, fit, and clean; younger and more energetic. On top of that, I am a real gentleman - just ask all the girls that I have done before.

Jersey, you may be missing a "good" thing here... :rolleyes:
 

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WOW!!!! This thread's gotta get the Terb Award........

HOLY BATSTICK! My computer monitor just melted down from reading these hot and steamy posts on this saga. What a 'magnus opus,' of a thread. I'm sweating all over and my toes are curled.

The KW scene rocks! I've got to tune in here more often. These posts are too much fun!

Calloway, ol' buddy you've done it again. I'm almost speechless (and that's difficult for me). WOW! is all I can say. Are you sure you're not a reporter, or a writer for the Penthouse Forum? Un*******believable!

As for Jersey...............OMG! You are 'incroyable! Absolutely amazing! What a lady! :)

Now,I've got to get out to KW! Mississauga's such a barren wasteland. And, I'll bring the wine Jersey along with some bright beautiful flowers to make you smile that pretty smile..........

BTW does Jersey have pics anywhere?
 
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