Jersey...

[salsamarc]

Damn You All

ok so correct me if i am wrong?

i left last night to go salsa dancing (what else) and i come back and find out that Calloway has already claimed the first 6 spots on Jersey's list followed by Indy and his 4???????


not that i want to sound rude or anything but WTF??????? surely Jersey will be laughing so hard after Calloway's first session that it will be against Dr.'s orders to see him again anytime soon.

Jersey my dear.........the Salsa Man has to be one of your priorities since in this world we all need a little spice in our lives

Calloway: i propose we send you to the Antartica and do a review of all the ladies there (not that i want to get rid of the competition or anything)

 

[ceo8888ca]

I can't help it...

Jersey my dear.........the Salsa Man has to be one of your priorities since in this world we all need a little spice in our lives

If you need a little spice in your life, go see "Ginger" at Sabrina's....

The line to Jersey starts behind me..

 

[JammerBJ]

If you need a little spice in your life, go see "Ginger" at Sabrina's....

The line to Jersey starts behind me..

What happened to Mariah CEO? I thought that was your babe! Is she in town?

 

[anselmo]

Mariah follows Ceo wherever he is on this board.


Yes Mariah is in town, and hotter than ever. Best value in North America!

Did I say that before? LOL


Sorry, don't want to hijack this thread, now back to our regular scheduled program.

 

[JammerBJ]

So what did the terbites get up to today? I am on my way out to go for a walk and work out my bum muscles, gotta get ready for my adventure with Calloway...

Why do you have to do the same workout same day? Isn't that what calloway is supposed to take care of?

 

[aftermath]

hahahaha...
its funny how all you guys dissed pins and said he was full of shit, and it was a setup......
now everyone is all gogga over her...

guess someone deserves a little more respect, for introducing this little bombshell for real...
P.S ...she does like to lick ass out..

 

[SMILEY1]

Well aftermaths first post was defending pinz. Could this be a shillllllllllllll !

 

[calloway]

hahahaha...
its funny how all you guys dissed pins and said he was full of shit, and it was a setup......
now everyone is all gogga over her...

guess someone deserves a little more respect, for introducing this little bombshell for real...

I guess my first comment is welcome back Pinz. If Aftermath isn't Pinz... then he seems to know a fair amount about the situation for a guy with only one post. The writing styles are identical right down to the use of "hahaha". I guess he could have been one of her previous appointments... but thanks for the review you didn't post. If you had of provided a review... without the last nasty review comment... you could have saved Pinz a lot of grief and more importantly a lot of stress for Jersey herself.

It was just a matter of time before this statement came out and I was expecting it. I really hate it when people come on here and group all of us together with their generalizations. The manager from Ruby's did it yesterday and now these comments. Personally I never said Pinz was full of shit... he and I exchanged a number of e-mails and he was very pleasant to me. But any normal person would understand why most of us thought the arrangements were strange at best. Come on to Terb... promote a girl no one has ever seen before... provide explicit details about his personal sexual session with her... and then ask them to come over to his house and have sex with her while he sits in the other room. If this is normal to you Aftermath... I don't want to know what you consider strange. When the time finally does come that I have the chance to meet Jersey and verify the information he provided... I had every intention of thanking Pinz for introducing Jersey to us. I'm sure he's on another computer as we speak... hopefully enjoying of all this.

 

[Moderator]

aftermath - posting privileges suspended.

From TERB user guidelines

9. Multiple handles, except where specifically approved by TERB administration, are not permitted.

 

[calloway]

It Was Pinz... "hahaha"

Well I guess my Spiderman senses aren't so bad afterall. No explanation from you was ever necessary Jersey. This is your decision and I'm glad that you've taken control of the situation... and more importantly taken control of your life. Be careful on who you see... be selective on who you see... and be sure to insist on a few security requirements from any new clients. They will respect your privacy and security concerns... or you shouldn't be seeing them in the first place. We can talk more when I'm massaging your beautiful naked little body with Indiana's coconut butter oil.

Finally Pinz... you're out there somewhere. As Jersey suggested... thank you for introducing Jersey to her new friends here on Terb.

 

[calloway]

Is that a preliminary review of me... or Indiana?

I'm always a good sport when I get what I want... especially when I'm ahead of CEO and Indiana. "9" for the deed? What is this... just sex? No emotion... no caring for your needs? Just straight animal-type sex? Yahoo... I can hardly wait!

 

[8.5" and Thick]

now for the deed itself... i will be back later for the review....

Calloway you bugger. You get to see Jersey first! You must be a top notch salesman!

Jersey, take it easy on the guy, not sure how good the ticker is!

2,997.....2,998......2,999......3,000!

Still going in anticipation!

 

[calloway]

Is that your sit ups your counting or your strokes......i'm hoping both

Jersey... it's obvious you love sex... but just remember that 3000 strokes with 8.5" takes about 3 minutes. But it might be the greatest 3 minutes of your life. Personally I've found ladies enjoy a little larger penis and about 2000 strokes per hour. Maybe you could invent a new rating system for men... "strokes per hour". CEO... when was your last check up and rating done?

 

[8.5" and Thick]

We will have to wait

Is that your sit ups your counting or your strokes......i'm hoping both, but i'm not sure i can handle 8.5.

And see how good my technique is, Calloway.,,,,my Kung-Fu is better than yours!

 

[calloway]

And see how good my technique is, Calloway.,,,,my Kung-Fu is better than yours!

Oh ya... well my Shrimp Stir Fry is better than yours!

Jersey... I always perform better under pressure. Remember we can't get emotional involved... this is just sex. Hey... I have an idea Jersey. Why don't we post a "round by round" recap for these guys? Flatscreens throughout KW will be tuned in for the details.

 

[SMILEY1]

Apology

First of all I would like to Apologize to all of you guys and especially Jersey if I opened up a can of worms with the Shill comment. I just saw the post and did not want the whole ranting to start all over again. Jersey seems to finally be on her way to breaking new ground and making some new and hopefully long lasting relationships. Nobody want to be looking over their shoulders for the rest of their life wondering if big brother is watching.

Happy hobbying
Smiley1

 

[calloway]

Most of us know you well enough Smiley1... no apology is required. On the other hand... when you do get a chance to see Jersey... a large bouquet of fresh flowers would be in order.

 

[ceo8888ca]

Fyi...

"strokes per hour". CEO... when was your last check up and rating done?

My checkup's are done yearly. On the subject of Rating, it is a different matter - as they say, Different strokes for different folks but CEO is unique.

My stroke rates are constantly changing to give the ladies "unexpected" surprises, thus my reputation as a "Teaser" and good "spotter",

There are no known scientific formulation that can delinearate (or represent) my stroke rating. The multiple locations and distances generated by the different approaches and dynamic motions would stump the plotting capabilities of the world's most advanced computers.

I hope this will satisfy your curiosity, my twin brother...

Jersey, it would be just a matter of time when you will decide to sample me, once you have disqualified the rest...

 

[8.5" and Thick]

What are you saying calloway?

Jersey... it's obvious you love sex... but just remember that 3000 strokes with 8.5" takes about 3 minutes. Personally I've found ladies enjoy a little larger penis and about 2000 strokes per hour.

 

[calloway]

Just teasin' ya 8.5"... if you've done 3000 sit-ups to see this lady... you deserve an opportunity to see Jersey purely on your effort alone... who cares how you are in bed.