Jays 2023

[Insidious Von]

Poor Bobofette.

The Jays home opener isn't till April 11, they should bring in Alejandro Kirk's dad to throw out the first pitch.

 

[Toronto Passions]

I don't think that he hurt his chances with his work this spring. He looked pretty good from what I saw.

... well, I guess that's what happens when they traded away a stud going into his setting value for free agency year like Teoscar for a bullpen arm which adds too much cluster in the damn bullpen. Thanks Ross! Ross also fucks Nates confidence.

OK I'll stop now lol

Philip

 

[Insidious Von]

They traded away Hernanadez, let's see what Addison Barger can bring to the team.

I lost interest in spring training, did he make the Blue Jays?

 

[Toronto Passions]

They traded away Hernanadez,

And they gave every American League East pitching staff a reason to pop champagne that day.

I saw a video a couple of days ago where Hernandez was thanking Seattle for appreciating the type of player he is. I wanted to vomit.

well, I guess I have no choice but to accept it. Hopefully Kevin Kiermaier and his 100 games seasons can make this lineup scary.

Philip

 

[unassuming]

Starting lineup

Manoah-P

1-Springer RF
2-Bobofette SS
3-Guerrero Jr 1B
4-Varsho LF
5-Kirk C
6-Belt DH
7-Chapman 3B
8-Merrifield 2B
9-Kiermaier CF

 

[torontonate]

Starting lineup

Manoah-P

1-Springer RF
2-Bobofette SS
3-Guerrero Jr 1B
4-Varsho LF
5-Kirk C
6-Belt DH
7-Chapman 3B
8-Merrifield 2B
9-Kiermaier CF

So excited!

Bobofette lol ahaha

 

[dognutz]

Bichete first errant throw of how many this year?

 

[funstick]

Bo makes throwing error on 1st ball hit to him. Had no chance to get runner

 

[unassuming]

Fuck'n Bobofette, picks up where he left off last season, should have hung onto ball!

Espinal should be the SS, move Bobo to 2nd, Espy would have kept ball to keep DP in order

 

[funstick]

Bichete first errant throw of how many this year?

Lol we posted at same time about same thing

 

[unassuming]

Good play by Varsho, Gurriel jr would have thrown to home.

 

[Insidious Von]

The Jays sent Mikolas to the toccadurr early but Alex doesn't have the Schwartz with him.

Baseball is back, all is well...except Matt Chapman has shaved off his Dick Long. I've noticed a few players are sporting the 70's porn star look.

Just so Ono doesn't get on me, toccadurr is a Napolitan vernacular for showers, everyone has seen Spaceballs I assume. Poor Bobofette.

 

[dognutz]

They have a guy at third who never makes a bad throw and a short stop that makes only bad throws.

 

[Fun For All]

The Jays sent Mikolas to the toccadurr early but Alex doesn't have the Schwartz with him.

Baseball is back, all is well...except Matt Chapman has shaved off his Dick Long. I've noticed a few players are sporting the 70's porn star look.

Just so Ono doesn't get on me, toccadurr is a Napolitan vernacular for showers, everyone has seen Spaceballs I assume. Poor Bobofette.

Nothing wrong with a 70s porn star...those guys got a lot of action...

 

[torontonate]

I wish I put money on the 'over' bet, I had a feeling it was going to be a high scoring affair.

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Bullpen still looks shaky

 

[funstick]

Romano was fine in closing out an otherwise crazy game

 

[blueray]

Great to get a W on the road in an opener. Let's take 2/3 in St Louis and move on to KC and take 3/4.

 

[onomatopoeia]

The Jays sent Mikolas to the toccadurr early but Alex doesn't have the Schwartz with him.

Baseball is back, all is well...except Matt Chapman has shaved off his Dick Long. I've noticed a few players are sporting the 70's porn star look.

Just so Ono doesn't get on me, toccadurr is a Napolitan vernacular for showers, everyone has seen Spaceballs I assume. Poor Bobofette.

One of several urban meanings for Italian Shower:

 

[unassuming]

Bullpen still looks shaky

It's just the first game, they'll settle down.

Love how offence is playing "small ball" with base path speed in KIermaier, Merifield and Varsho. HRs are exciting, but I prefer watching runs being manufactured.

My concern is Berrios, he had all of last season to regain his top form, but didn't. His spring training was meh.
Hopefully Kuchi's spring numbers will will translate well into season.