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J. D. Vance sucks!

jalimon

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I was pretty sure Trump would never admit he fucked up, but I'm starting to think he might dump Vance.
But would he do it now or wait until the middle of the Democratic Convention to counter program?
Nah he will blame others saying he was not his choice anyway. He will add that he was an idiot. Typical Trump.
 
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mandrill

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And she's of Indian decent so it's very obvious that JD is a racist according to the woke left.
No one has said the Couch-fucker is a racist. Just that he's a misogynist and a Catholic wackjob extremist. Who hates cats.
 
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mandrill

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Nah he will blame others saying he was not his choice anyway. He will add that he was an idiot. Typical Trump.
"I had a VP candidate. His name was JP Pants. He wanted to be part of my great campaign to make America great again. And so he came to me and said "President Trump, you are the greatest man in history and I would like to support you. Like so many other people want to support me. You know, Vivek Ramble-Bammy. He supports me as well. He's a very smart guy. He's Pakistani or something, but he's smart. You know.

And so I let JV Dance be part of my great campaign. Perhaps the greatest campaign since George Washington campaigned for airline safety in 1941. But you know something?..... JC just didn't have what it takes. You know that?.....

He was caught stealing a cat from a lady who had a couch. It was a very nice couch. But not as nice as the one I bought Melania that cost over $100k. That was the best couch.

And so, I had to let JE Snance go. It was a shame. But he didn't have what it takes, folks....

And so here's my new VP candidate from the great state of Colorado. Ladies and gentlemen, Lauren Boebert!

She tried to suck my dick backstage just before I came out here. I have the greatest dick in American history. They say it's even bigger than Abe Lincoln's dick. And his was over 12" long. Mine's a little longer, folks. Over 9 feet long, And that's even before it gets erect..."
 

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She is going to give Trump and the Trump team a heart attack. HAHAHAHAHAHA

She should turn it up a notch later in the campaign with a rally featuring Beyonce and Taylor Swift performing and bring down the house. FAWK, Trump would shit himself. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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NotADcotor

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Megyn Kelly noting the hypocrisy in the liberal media for framing JD Vance as a misogynist while liberals support transgender policies that actually hate women: "They just sent out a tweet saying he hates women. Why are they doing that? They are hoping Americans will forget it is their party that is in favor of making women get punched in the face by male boxers masquerading as females, making our little girls go into locker rooms and see penises everywhere, by letting 14 year old girls have their breasts chopped off when they express a little gender confusion when really what's underlying it is depression. That's their party." 'JD Vance is weird' said the man in a dress.
OK so you admit then that JD Vance hates women.

People do that all the time.
Your dude is a cunt
Yeah, well your dude is a cunt

But not countering the first opinion, you are implying that you admit that it is true.
You see it on the left also
Hamas murders, rapes and take civilians hostage
Yeah well I saw a Jew put some pineapple on a pizza.

Well sure pineapple on pizza is a horrible crime against all that is decent... but rape murder and hostage taking still isn't cool.

And as much as I think the whole tranny thing has gone a step or two too far, it isn't anti women, they mean well when they suggest youngsters should have gender treatments to prevent suicide, and they are delulu enough to think a man becomes a woman and is physically the same as a woman just because you nerf test for a year or two [it doesn't but hey]
That isn't hating women even if the impact is harmful.
 
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mandrill

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The "Vatnik Soup" thread on "Vladimir Futon"!!

 

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There was a post on X that Vance mentioned in his book that he humped a couch. It must be true since there was a citation lol.
 

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There was a post on X that Vance mentioned in his book that he humped a couch. It must be true since there was a citation lol.
If he did it when he was 12, big whup, I mean if he didn't have any sisters or cousins to relieve the itch, ya gotta try anything. At least he didn't fuck chickens like Larry Flynt did. Don't remember if I went there probably more for the lack of creativity.

Now if he is doing it as an adult, that's a bit disturbing.
 

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I’d also argue after the crap vetting job done on Sarah Palin, I think they will investigate every little part of the potential running mates life.
Binge watching old episodes of "flipper"? 😄
 

mandrill

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If he did it when he was 12, big whup, I mean if he didn't have any sisters or cousins to relieve the itch, ya gotta try anything. At least he didn't fuck chickens like Larry Flynt did. Don't remember if I went there probably more for the lack of creativity.

Now if he is doing it as an adult, that's a bit disturbing.
Not really. Man's entitled to his private life. As long as he doesn't do it in furniture stores. Aside from Walmart. Anything goes at Walmart.
 
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Vance is backed by a faction of the big Big Tech players, who obviously want to run him if he gets into the WH.

The guy is bent and owned.
That Big Tech is for the GOP is obvious, that's why they are making so much effort to try and distract from that fact.
 
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BREAKING: JD Vance perfectly FLIPS the script on Kamala Harris for truly being the weird one "We think it's weird that Democrats want to put s3xually explicit books in toddler's libraries" "We think it's weird that the far left wants to allow biological males to beat the living crap out of women in boxing" "We think it's weird for a presidential candidate to bail convicted r*pists and murders out of prison"
J.D. is a big phony and everybody knows it. He is not MAGA and his wife hates dumb Donald, just like the racist in MAGA hates her.

We are not going back to a tired old man, full of lies and corruption!!
 
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squeezer

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Walz is a beast!!!!! Trump should be careful if he attempts to name-call Walz, I think he will be in for a beating. LMAO

Tim Walz humiliates JD Vance in CAREER-ENDING takedown




 

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Walz is a beast!!!!! Trump should be careful if he attempts to name-call Walz, I think he will be in for a beating. LMAO

Tim Walz humiliates JD Vance in CAREER-ENDING takedown




He still can't come up with a name for kamala. He already used crooked Hillary and crooked Joe so it would seem to obvious even for his fans although crooked kamala has a ring to it
 
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