For christ's sake, if I had a nickel for everytime that I've heard some guy over 6'0 say they have a bad neck. I'd be wealthier than Bill Gates!
Get yourself a neckbrace and suck it up buttercup!
I've had enough!
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For christ's sake, if I had a nickel for everytime that I've heard some guy over 6'0 say they have a bad neck. I'd be wealthier than Bill Gates!
Get yourself a neckbrace and suck it up buttercup!
Reply with "It's sunny up here but I think it's going to rain down where you are." Then pull out your cock and start pissing on them. <pissing on short people smilie here>
Which little fucker decided that beds should only be 6' long.
It would be nice to stretch out in bed without laying corner to corner on a kingsize mattress.Not the tallest in the world, but you could make me reach Heavenhow tall are you
What if your lengthening procedure goes wrong? What if they actually shorten your legs? What if the remove your penis because your not using it for anything except urinating? What if they give you a labotomy to shut you the fuck up? What if you have this surgery, you'll have to change the height on your driver's license? What are you going to tell your neighbours? What are you goin' to do ask your SO to put WD40 on your extensions?
What are you gonna do when you've had this surgery and you still aren't getting any? What are you gonna do in a club when you approach a gal and she says aren't you the knucklehead from terb that had leg lengthening done?
Hmmm.... on the other thread a poster observed brilliantly that humans are always fundamentally in a sexual competition & those of you who shoot crap against L.L. with no valid argument against it, do so because subconsciously you want the order of things to remain the same & not have extra " un-natural competition", such as short guys becoming average to tall height & NOW curring the attention of women. In reality & truthfully , more competition is never welcomed. VERY interesting to observe the " reptilian brain" of humans, in action.
That's right,you got the short end of the stick.
In more ways than one.
You're the first to get wet when it rains..............and the last to know when there's a flood!!
I too am almost 6'3" and weigh a little over 250. I do enjoy being tall, and as for the problems you face, yes they are frustrating being tall, but I would rather have them the problems short people face. It is not all fun being tall, especially when a sexy woman looks at you and says, I don't want something that big on top of me. There are pros and cons to being tall, but you need to focus on the pros and razz the shit out of short people.......lol
Funnily enough, I was thinking of starting an identical thread in response to you - know - who a little while ago, however I didn't think people would get that it was in jest.
I am fairly tall, but all my length is in my legs. When I have to tuck my shirt in at work, there isn't much torso. The opposite of that guy who shall remain nameless. My pants almost come up to my armpits so I look like I am swimming in them.
When I go to crowded events, everyone wants to sit on my shoulders to get a better view.
Do they do torso lengthening (TL) surgery?
I'm sure I would get lots more attention from women if my torso was proportionate to my legs. I have gotten many compliments in my lifetime about my legs, but never one about my torso!!!
I'm sure that the reason I don't pick up women as much anymore is because of my short torso, not that I am losing my hair, am at the half century mark in age, and my body shape has shifted over the years.
If only they did torso shortening (TS) surgery, all my problems would be solved!!
What you require is Leg Shortening Surgery (LSS).
First you need to decide how much your legs need to be shortened. (let's say 2'').
Mark a 1" area on each shin and thigh. A 1:1 (shin:thigh) ratio is recommended or your legs may look unproportionate. Using a power saw (chainsaw is quickest and least painful), cut along marked lines on shins and thighs. Discard cut out pieces and pack remaining ones on ice. Take iced pieces to hospital and have Doctors fuse them back together.
This may seem like a drastic measure but you will finally be proportionate and the chicks will be all over you.
I am fairly tall, but all my length is in my legs. When I have to tuck my shirt in at work, there isn't much torso.
How tall are you and what inseam size pants do you wear? I'm 6'3.5" and wear 34 inch inseam pants and consider my legs long too. I've never tried on 36 inch pants, but I just might be able to fit into them.
There is no such thing as spine lengthening, because the spin is not a bone. You could look for a doctor to lengthen your pelvis, which would succeed in lengthening your torso, but you would need a partner to hold a gun at his head while he operates on you.
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