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69Shooter

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Okay, I've had enough listening to you short guys bitch, moan and complain about how life sucks being less than 'average' height. I am approx. 6'3" and, let me tell you, life is no picnic for us tall guys!

- I've lost track of the number of times I have been asked to "reach" something on a tall shelf or cabinet.
- I go crazy when complete strangers ask me... "How's the weather up there" or, if I "played basketball"
- Getting in and out of most cars can be extremely difficult.
- Even first/business class seats on most airplanes offer inadequate leg room. Not to mention how hard it is to stand up and take a piss in an airplane lavatory.

So, to all you short guys out there, don't think that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I should know... I can easily see over most of them!
 
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You've had enough of short guys bitching? You've just invited/challenged them to come and do more of the same. Enjoy.
 
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danmand

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Do you play basketball?
 
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LOL.... WOW..... not like he asked for it or anything. I think his instructions read open slot "a" (mouth) and insert tab "b" (foot).... Stepped right into that one big fella didn't ya!? More like tripped and fell face first! LOL
 
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6 feet 3 isnt even that tall imo. I grew up playing ball and alot of my friends are 6 ft 5-8. I'm 5 feet 7 and I like my height. IMO 5 feet 10 would be my ideal height.
 
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Most of the short guys are complaining about the lack of attraction from the other sex because of their height. You did not mention having this problem and as a tall guy I suppose it's because you don't?Those things you mention are quite trivial compared to being unable to attract some pussy into your life.
 
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69Shooter

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spraggamuffin said:
Most of the short guys are complaining about the lack of attraction from the other sex because of their height. You did not mention having this problem and as a tall guy I suppose it's because you don't?Those things you mention are quite trivial compared to being unable to attract some pussy into your life.
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Trivial???? You must be another short guy to make a comment like that!
 
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hyperdog

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They are trivial. I'm 6'3.5" and those minor inconveniences actually make me smile. The disadvantages of being short are waaaaay worse. When I shower and my face hits the shower head, I just giggle.
 
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69Shooter

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hyperdog said:
They are trivial. I'm 6'3.5" and those minor inconveniences actually make me smile. The disadvantages of being short are waaaaay worse. When I shower and my face hits the shower head, I just giggle.
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Holy shit... I can't believe I forgot to mention that one. I've been in showers where I've had to bend over just to get water on my shoulders. And, forget having a nice soak in the tub (not that I do that or that there is anything wrong with it in the first place).
 
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hyperdog

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69Shooter said:
Holy shit... I can't believe I forgot to mention that one. I've been in showers where I've had to bend over just to get water on my shoulders. And, forget having a nice soak in the tub (not that I do that or that there is anything wrong with it in the first place).
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Totally trivial. Would you rather have 98% of women (I'm using Cute-Bald's staticistics here) not even ask you what you do for a living because they have already rejected you after a one-second glance?
 
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69Shooter said:
Okay, I've had enough listening to you short guys bitch, moan and complain about how life sucks being less than 'average' height. I am approx. 6'3" and, let me tell you, life is no picnic for us tall guys!

- I've lost track of the number of times I have been asked to "reach" something on a tall shelf or cabinet.
- I go crazy when complete strangers ask me... "How's the weather up there" or, if I "played basketball"
- Getting in and out of most cars can be extremely difficult.
- Even first/business class seats on most airplanes offer inadequate leg room. Not to mention how hard it is to stand up and take a piss in an airplane lavatory.

So, to all you short guys out there, don't think that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I should know... I can easily see over most of them!
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You can't even get on some roller coasters/rides at Wonderland. Shitty
 
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69Shooter

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hyperdog said:
Totally trivial. Would you rather have 98% of women (I'm using Cute-Bald's staticistics here) not even ask you what you do for a living because they have already rejected you after a one-second glance?
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Okay, if you want to use pussy availability as your benchmark, that's up to you. However, I get in and out of cars at least twice a day and shower once a day. Even if 100% of the available pussy was given me a second, third or fourth glance I doubt I'd be hitting 3 a day!
 
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